Valentines Stereotypes

Classmate 1 (male): I woke up on Valentines day… my wife turned to me and said “Where’s my present.”

Classmate 2 (female):
My husband didn’t get me anything for Valentines day. So I said “You didn’t get me anything!?” and he said “well you told me not to get flowers or anything for you anymore because they are too expensive.” and so I said “I didn’t MEAN it.”

Few appreciate my passion for MSPaint

Mike D: I figured out an extremely efficient way to make gradients in MSPaint
Jesse: oh?
Mike D: Normally, I choose a color that I want to blend and double click the pallet. This brings up the color edit menu. By clicking on “Define Custom Colors” I can then adjust the color by a small amount, return to my picture, and by repeating this process over and over I slowly work my way to the new color.
Jesse: and the new way?
Mike D: I open up a new MSPaint document and make my way to the same “define custom colors” screen. Then I just take a screen shot, paste the image of the color gradient into the second document, select and copy my ideal gradient, paste it into the new piece, and then use the eyedropper to select the color I want. Once the setup is done, I can zoom into my workpiece and never have to return to the edit colors screen. It’s probably ten times faster.
Jesse: Wow! I’m surprised you don’t get more women.