Italiano.

Jen and I will be going to Italy for a belated honeymoon this July. In preparation for the trip, we acquired Italian language CDs to listen to on the way to work. Jen started yesterday, coming home wi...

Wedding Eve.

Jen: We really have to do something about that rogue eyebrow hair. Mike D: Jen. Stop picking my face all the time. Jen: It’s not all the time, it’s only when your eyebrows are saluting me ...

Dig. The chills that you spill.

Dee-lite’s ‘Groove is in the Heart’ came on the radio at a Cleveland airport eatery. A woman at the neighboring table got really excited: “oh oh! This is my funeral song!”...

Orzo

Jen: “Orzo is really great. It has all the great qualities of pasta, and you don’t have to chew it.”...

Daylight Savings?

One of my coworker friends was coming into work at 7am every day to assist with operations. She was recently informed that her mission was accomplished and she could now start coming in at 8am. I saw ...

oh.

Mike D: “Dad, quick! something’s burning! I smell something burning! SOME THING IS BURNING!” Dad D: “yeah, I just started a fire.”...

Perfect.

Coworker: “I’ve got a chocolate granola bar if you’d like it?” Mike D (enthusiastically): “Oh my goodness yes. This is exactly what I needed.” Coworker: “did ...