Cereal

I’d really like to see a cereal company provide a cereal box back with some challenging questions. This morning LIFE cereal challenged me to find the number 7 and recognize that Boat rhymes with Goat. I think some of the less sugary cereals should focus on challenging word games or deep logic puzzles for an adult audience.

I’d buy that cereal.

Unless it was Grape Nuts.
Don’t be fooled: Definitely not grapes. Definitely not nuts.

3 thoughts on “Cereal

  • 1/18/2013 at 8:34 pm
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    Even if they had like Suduko, or some of the other puzzles from the newspaper. Better than find all the Hats in this picture.

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    • 1/18/2013 at 9:54 pm
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      Curiously, you know what I hate even more than the stupid games: informative boxes. Especially ones that try to teach you about proper diets by cartoon kids pledging allegiance to barley. If you’re going to put information on a box, at least make it Wikipedia worthy. Maybe some historic curiosity or fantastic science stuff?

      You know what would also be good? Short science fiction stories. YES.

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  • 1/25/2013 at 2:23 pm
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    Egg Cream: no egg, no cream.
    Lake Trout: no lake, no trout.
    Grape Nuts: no grape, no nuts.

    There has to be a term for this.

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