The Official Date

It is official. My black belt pre-test will begin at 10:00am on Sunday, January 24th.

The test will consist of:

6 kicking sequences
26 self defense sequences
6 hand forms
3 individual staff forms
1 two person staff form
1 sword form
sparring against single and double opponents
Conditioning (including: 50 panther pushups, 50 row-boats, 150 seconds of horse stance)
An oral test (including the history of ChoyLayFut Kung Fu, history of Sanshou, the 10 rules of Kung Fu, the 10 Elements of Kung Fu, and Internal and External power.)
A take home essay

I am nervous.

7 thoughts on “The Official Date

  • 1/13/2010 at 8:58 pm
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    What are the 10 elements and rules of Kung Fu? I am curious.

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  • 1/13/2010 at 9:27 pm
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    I’ll give you a hint: Elements 1-8 are Chuck Norris.

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  • 1/14/2010 at 1:07 am
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    A take home essay? Is that one of the original requirements from ancient china?

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  • 1/14/2010 at 9:25 am
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    Absolutely.

    Right before they’d pick up the burning cauldron with their forearms they would write a 1500 word essay on what it feels like to be Shaolin.

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  • 1/14/2010 at 2:46 pm
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    You should get bonus points for working in various members of the Wu-Tang clan.

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  • 1/14/2010 at 7:42 pm
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    Upon graduation he is granted use of “the flying guillotine.”

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  • 1/24/2010 at 6:13 pm
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    oops! I never answered this comment. My apologies Kurt. Here we go:

    Elements:

    Chum – downward block
    Lah – claw like seizing and controlling
    Gwa – back fist
    Sau – circular punch
    Chop – panther fist
    Pow – long range upper cut
    Cup – long range downward circular strike
    Biu – diagonal upward strike
    Jong – closer range upper cut
    Dang – kick

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