Holy crap.
Everbody reading this should invest in this company immediately, because I’m about to purchase a lifetime supply.

HA! I love the onion and the hater with their taste testing. I was actually pointing out the spicy ginger ale as I know you are a fan of the root beverages, but they seem to think the batter blaster made a delicious cake.

Oh America, what foodstuffs won’t you put in a pressurised spray can w/ nozzle.