Company Picnic.
As our company picnic concludes and I start my walk back into the building to get my stuff and head home, I bump into two of our executives.
Vice President: “Mike D? You suck at the tire throw.”
President: “and at basketball free throws.”
Vice President: “and at horseshoes.”
President: “and at the egg toss.”
Vice President: “Wait, the egg toss too? Weren’t you on one of those final teams Mike?”
Mike D: “… no…”
Vice President: “oh. well? okay then.”
Stupid work. They never choose rock climbing or Kung Fu sparring as company picnic sports.
Clearly you need to get a spot on the Party Planning Committee.
That’s when I woulda said, “You know what I don’t suck at? Kicking your ass.”
Mental image: Mike D fighting two suited businessmen, 70s kung-fu movie style playing in the background. Awesome.
Actions speak louder than words. You shoulda just dropped them both with a roundhouse to the face. Or, if you were feeling less aggressive, you could have just simply reminded them of this video demonstrating your mad skills…
Ok, so glad that link was posted so that I would watch it and then get to see Mike D., The Musical. Holy crap. Awesome.
Or this one. http://www.vimeo.com/199119 You sure showed that stupid melon.
Ha! Yeah, email that to the P & VP with “can we get Kung Fu Awesomeness included in the activities at the next picnic?”