I stumbled upon this blog today: Geese Aplenty.

Here’s an excerpt:

The police asked for “help” identifying the robbers, which really annoyed me. What other civil servants ask for help? Does the post office ask for help with all the holiday packages around Christmas time? The public is asking the police for help so we can go out and have a ten dollar prawn burrito in peace without being asked to hit the floor, but they just turn it around and say “No, we need your help.” And people wonder why billionaires put on black body armor and fight crime.

I am excited to add this particular read to my rotation.