Dinosaurs and their Estimated Weights.
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Dinosaurs and their estimated weights.
Pterodactyl
18 kilograms (40 pounds)
Velociraptor
90 kilograms (200 pounds)
Stegosaurus
2,700 kilograms (6,000 pounds)
Iguanadon
4,500 kilograms (10,000 pounds)
Tyrannosaurus
6,300 kilgrams (14,000 pounds)
Triceratops
10,900 kilograms (24,000 pounds)
Brachiosaurus
29,000 kilograms (64,000 pounds)
Apatasaurus (brontosaurus)
30,000 kilograms (66,000 pounds)
Thesaurus
.9 kilograms (2 pounds)
Thesauri are thought to have chewed, masticated, eaten, devoured, consumed, and ingested their food, comestible, diet, fare, nourishment, provision, sustenance, and victual at once, briefly, fast, instantly, lickety-split, presto, promptly, pronto, rapidly, soon, speedily, subito, and tout de suite.
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That’s ok. The inclusion of “thesaurus” on a list of dinosaurs is by no means original.