Work has been tough.
Mike D: Ugh.
Sander: What’s up dude?
Mike D: Name three places you’d rather be right now. Go.
Sander:
1. Painful eye surgery
2. World’s ugliest woman contest.
3. Shoveling dung behind an elephant.
Mike D: Yeah, that sounds about right.
See, I was like you guys not too long ago. Now I’ve learned– it’s all about working from home in your jammies. Like now– I am doing just that AND drinking a delicious smoothie from a martini glass, and no one is here to know I’m reading your blog. Rock.