Comments on: Witty Text Suggestions! http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/ It's hard being a superstar Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:22:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: sander http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78691 sander Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:14:50 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78691 Al Gore invented the internet. <i>Jon Abad</i> invented Al Gore I hold the Guinness world record for eating the most Guinness Books of World Records I dip my hair in a friolator each morning I love animals...they're <i>delicious</i> My superpower? A lot like Spiderman's web-slingers - but it's EZ Cheese. Is there anything sadder than spilled ice cream? When are you too old for Transformers bedsheets? Who else thinks Janet Reno is sexy? Al Gore invented the internet. Jon Abad invented Al Gore
I hold the Guinness world record for eating the most Guinness Books of World Records
I dip my hair in a friolator each morning
I love animals…they’re delicious
My superpower? A lot like Spiderman’s web-slingers - but it’s EZ Cheese.
Is there anything sadder than spilled ice cream?
When are you too old for Transformers bedsheets?
Who else thinks Janet Reno is sexy?

]]> By: sander http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78653 sander Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:40:48 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78653 I want to die in an avalanche of deep fried candy bars I love My Little Pony! <i>I..see..fat..people</i> Shattering mirrors with ugliness since 1981 A bon-bon once told me the secrets of the universe In Soviet Russia, Mike D smells you! I want to die in an avalanche of deep fried candy bars
I love My Little Pony!
I..see..fat..people
Shattering mirrors with ugliness since 1981
A bon-bon once told me the secrets of the universe
In Soviet Russia, Mike D smells you!

]]> By: sander http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78634 sander Sat, 31 May 2008 02:25:44 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78634 MAYONNAISE!!! MAYONNAISE!!!

]]> By: sander http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78633 sander Sat, 31 May 2008 02:25:15 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78633 As a matter of fact, I did. I creditted your cousin sang it for Mike D today. His ears may still be bleeding. Fun halloween tip - olive oil makes a long-lasting and convincing urine stain for your hobo costume. As a matter of fact, I did.
I creditted your cousin sang it for Mike D today.
His ears may still be bleeding.

Fun halloween tip - olive oil makes a long-lasting and convincing urine stain for your hobo costume.

]]> By: mike d. http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78628 mike d. Sat, 31 May 2008 00:18:01 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78628 If you'd like to cover the costs of running my website, I will happily remove all advertisements. If you’d like to cover the costs of running my website, I will happily remove all advertisements.

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78627 Ryan Schenk Sat, 31 May 2008 00:00:02 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78627 "Loans - Mortgages - Loans - Credit Cards" And I bet if you made them clickable, you could make like, $5/month off your website. “Loans - Mortgages - Loans - Credit Cards”

And I bet if you made them clickable, you could make like, $5/month off your website.

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78626 Ryan Schenk Fri, 30 May 2008 23:58:35 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78626 Swing that Nugget Swing that Nugget

]]> By: Jesse http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78623 Jesse Fri, 30 May 2008 20:59:59 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78623 My suggestions: 1UP I want my $2 1 part Panda; 2 parts Sting Ray up up down down left right left right b a select start Brought to you by the letter 3 Made in China MAYONNAISE!!! Journey is a way of life 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. CH3(CH2)7CH=CH(CH2)7COOH A baby seal walks into a club... This site is one louder You could be a part time model My suggestions:

1UP
I want my $2
1 part Panda; 2 parts Sting Ray
up up down down left right left right b a select start
Brought to you by the letter 3
Made in China
MAYONNAISE!!!
Journey is a way of life
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
CH3(CH2)7CH=CH(CH2)7COOH
A baby seal walks into a club…
This site is one louder
You could be a part time model

]]> By: Jesse http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78622 Jesse Fri, 30 May 2008 20:48:09 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78622 Sander, did you know my cousin is in a Christian Hard Rock/Metal band that has a song "Thou Shalt Not Not Rock" or is that just a freak coincidence? http://www.sindestroyers.com/ Go to their music page and click on Jesus (for those of you who take no offense) Sander, did you know my cousin is in a Christian Hard Rock/Metal band that has a song “Thou Shalt Not Not Rock” or is that just a freak coincidence?
http://www.sindestroyers.com/
Go to their music page and click on Jesus (for those of you who take no offense)

]]> By: marian http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78618 marian Fri, 30 May 2008 16:29:14 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78618 From now on I shall be know as; Ruin A Harmonica! From now on I shall be know as; Ruin A Harmonica!

]]> By: marian http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78617 marian Fri, 30 May 2008 16:23:36 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78617 My lame suggestions: "Stonehenge was modelled on the House of Rock" "Facebook was stolen from this website" "Mike D's got more talent that all of America" "Mike Didonato = A Motioned Kid" ok that last one is pretty poor, but check out all the anagrams of Mike Didonato: http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=mike+didonato My lame suggestions:

“Stonehenge was modelled on the House of Rock”
“Facebook was stolen from this website”
“Mike D’s got more talent that all of America”
“Mike Didonato = A Motioned Kid”

ok that last one is pretty poor, but check out all the anagrams of Mike Didonato:
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=mike+didonato

]]> By: Kurt from Work http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78616 Kurt from Work Fri, 30 May 2008 15:48:12 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78616 THIS IS MIKE D!!!!!! (Must be shout out loud just like "THIS IS SPARTA!" We wear short shorts. THIS IS MIKE D!!!!!! (Must be shout out loud just like “THIS IS SPARTA!”
We wear short shorts.

]]> By: To the B http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78614 To the B Fri, 30 May 2008 14:24:00 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78614 Less dangerous than being Britney Spears' kid Less dangerous than being Britney Spears’ kid

]]> By: sander http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78613 sander Fri, 30 May 2008 13:47:56 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78613 "Sander is going to eat this website" "Now with more 30% more fat jokes" "Thou Shalt Not Not Rock" "Better than a kick in the face" "We have a zero tolerance obesity policy...<i>Kurt</i>" "Honk if you like bacon" "Is there anything better than Gravy?" "My girlfriend left me for a wookiee" "This site is Unabomber approved" "I need intravenous lard to survive" “Sander is going to eat this website”
“Now with more 30% more fat jokes”
“Thou Shalt Not Not Rock”
“Better than a kick in the face”
“We have a zero tolerance obesity policy…Kurt”
“Honk if you like bacon”
“Is there anything better than Gravy?”
“My girlfriend left me for a wookiee”
“This site is Unabomber approved”
“I need intravenous lard to survive”

]]> By: mike d. http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78612 mike d. Fri, 30 May 2008 13:21:26 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78612 They are pretty much perfectly exchangeable. They are pretty much perfectly exchangeable.

]]> By: William http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78611 William Fri, 30 May 2008 13:07:58 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2008/05/30/witty-text-suggestions/#comment-78611 Is there an exchange ratio between mikedidonato.com points and Schrute bucks? Is there an exchange ratio between mikedidonato.com points and Schrute bucks?

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