We had a sales rep come up from Alabama yesterday.

Sales rep: “and I’m headed off to San Francisco tomorrow.”
Mike D: “oh man, that’ll be nice and warm!”
Sales rep: “yeah, but I came from Alabama. When I left it was 70 degrees”
Mike D: “ahh. well, I guess this is chilly for you then.”
Sales rep: “it is… although right now we have tornadoes in Alabama”
Mike D: “you have family there?”
Sales rep: “Wife and three girls. When I left I reminded them where the basement was and wished them luck.”