It will follow you to your grave.

Watch it. Or this Truck will get medieval on you.

It will mechanically tear you limb from limb.

This thing is BIG.

heh heh.

From one of the coolest drawings to one of the lamest.

this monster truck is not intimidating in the least.

If you can’t beat ‘em. Join ‘em. Optimus turns evil.

All Gore specializes in Global Devastation.

Don’t let this truck T-bone you. No no. That would lead to your immediate destruction.

This truck aches for destruction. It is ready to soar over fire, all in the name of carnage*.

*heh heh

Recently Ryan Schenk sent me a quick GoogleChat suggesting that we brainstorm some sweet Monster Truck names.

We spent a good hour going back and forth with names. Once we had amassed a large enough collection, I got to work with MSPaint… and almost immediately realized that I would be unable to finish 22 monster trucks representations.

Instead of just giving up, I contacted an elite team of MSPaint Rockstars (Roland, Jesse, Patrick, and RyanSchenk) and asked them to participate. Sure enough, between the five of us in just a few days we had come up with a enough MSPaint representations of the sweet monster truck names.

There are some good ones. Keep your eyes out for: Soul Reaper, Optimus Crime, and SnakeBite. those are some of my favorites. Also, if you want a challenge, try to guess the artist of each Monster Truck. Enjoy!

Do it! vs. Snuffleuphagus Crucifixion

Comment your preference.

Not a Band vs. Dinosaur Destructathon

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Nanoscience versus EGAD!

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Write in: Rhymes with Awesome versus Gordon’s Folly

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Minidog vs. Hip Hop will Make you Rock

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WHOA! another tie. This one was between One Year Left and The End.

For the sake of fairness, we’ll pull both through.

So for this round choose between:

One Year Left
The End
and
Beethoven’s Dad

Yak Attack vs. Feast of Comets

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FINISH HIM!!! vs. Dictionary Attack

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There was a tie last time between Doozers and Ginger Hobgoblin. Unfortunately for Doozers, it was pointed out that the band name is too similar to a previous band.

THUS! this match is:

Central Artery vs. Ginger Hobgoblin

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Same Day Surgery vs. Kareem Abdul Jabar

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Better than Bacon vs. High Brow Low Brow

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Cupcake Armageddon vs. Snaggletooth

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It’s true.

Today we’re going to do round two of the band names show down and also illustrate 10 fantastic Monster Trucks.

Here’s the showdown MSPaint

you’ll notice I switched the format a bit. This new layout gives a setup that’s a bit more evenly matched. We’ll start with blue match # 1 and work our way to blue match #12. At that point we’ll switch over to sweet MSPaints of Sweet Monstertrucks.

Today will be a good day.