Goofy liked playing
Goofy didn’t like to fight
Michael Vick is mean.

Snow white isn’t nice.
In fact she is quite a jerk
She enslaved the dwarves.

Christmas at Disney!
The lights! The song! The dinner:
Spiral cut piglet.

What some do for cash
lowering themselves for fame
Pooh hated honey.

Sad Ariel cried
when the prince took her to eat.
The sushi was Dad.

one hundred and one.
couldn’t even hold their own
against machine guns.

Daffy Duck was cold.
With ax and match, was warmed by
Pinocchio’s fire.

Tom, Jerry, once pals,
But then came Ben, plan in hand:
Cat-flavored ice cream.

(from Patrick!)

Putting on helmets
Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Deadly projectiles

by J2!

It will all be his
Flounder, Destroyer of Souls
It will all be his

by Kurt

I won’t contribute
‘Cause I thought up this topic,
cartoons going bad

Ryan Schenk shows his creativity.

Summer in the Wood
So much honey in the trees
Pooh is now obese

(from Lauren!)

Pinocchio and his roommate:

“Hey Pinnochio…
You mess with my girl?” “Not me…”
“Dude, nose says you did!”

from Nicole!

Tink’s new employment:
Fearful gamblers, broken limbs
Vegas debts now paid

From Abby

Belle sure loved that Beast
She was not afraid he’d run
From the whips and chains

By Jesse.

Sebastian the Crab
Was a great conductor, but
Not the best hors d’oeurves.

by Shaun McQuaid

Snow white has a gift
Prince Charming, We were Just friends
Grumpy is the Dad.

By Kurt

Stew is still cooking
All that remains of Donald
Is in Minnie’s bowl

By Mom D.

Tron gets corrupted,
Joins Master Control Program,
Deletes the User!

by Roland

Alicia sent in an audio haiku. Check out the file below to listen.

haiku.mp3

Princess Jasmine sells
Aladdin’s magic carpet
for tattoo money

By Mike’s Mom

8 minute dating
Snow White, high hopes, but no luck.
They’re still all so short!

By Theresa

Big Steaks and Bacon
Where can Piglet and Roo be?
The Pooh will Eat you.

by Kurt

Today you will be overwhelmed with be a wealth of Disney Haikus… but they aren’t really cutesy fun disney. In fact they are all kind of twisted. While some are kind of lame (the ones I wrote) there are others that are absolutely hilarious, so keep an eye out for them.

I was surprised. My mom was really good at coming up with warped Disney Haikus.

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