Disney Haiku!
Goofy liked playing
Goofy didn’t like to fight
Michael Vick is mean.
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- Civics Quiz!
Author: mike d.
Nov 29th
from Pete.
I got 57%. I am ashamed.
10 Comments - Ha!
Author: mike d.
Nov 27th
Mike D: yeah, I have so much homework. It’s stupid.
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Mom D: is it stupid or are you stupid. - Collaborative Art
Author: mike d.
Nov 26th
A great video of four people and a google spreadsheet.
No comments - Whoa!
Author: mike d.
Nov 25th
Fun thing I didn’t know about my own website. If you let your mouse hover over a notification in the ‘new comments’ section, it’ll tell you who left the latest comment!
Awesome!
No comments - Cute littel bug CGI movie.
Author: mike d.
Nov 23rd
No comments - EXTREME
Author: mike d.
Nov 23rd
Crane Parachuting. Not what you expect.
4 Comments - Bruce you need to SHUT UP.
Author: mike d.
Nov 23rd
Commercial or not, it’s absurdly awesome.
1 Comment - EPIC BOX!
Author: mike d.
Nov 21st
Update!
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Same thing, You tubed and not flashed. The music is so epic.
it should be noted that it’s way more fun in full screen flash. - Lady at Airport.
Author: mike d.
Nov 20th
on a cell phone…
Lady: I don’t want to leave Ohio. It reminds me a bit of Texas except it’s colder.
Wow.
1 Comment - Ph.D.s Need Not Apply
Author: Irene
Nov 20th
Amateur scientists discover new species of plants in their backyard and test promising cancer cures in their basement. Their stories and more here!
1 Comment - GnR review
Author: mike d.
Nov 19th
From Jill
No comments - Don’t forget!
Author: mike d.
Nov 19th
Tomorrow is Sweater Thursday!
No comments - He’s right.
Author: mike d.
Nov 17th
Co-worker Aaron: You know, I thought we spent our years in college so that we wouldn’t have to be out in the field turning wrenches on a Sunday afternoon.
2 Comments - Singing Kids.
Author: mike d.
Nov 16th
Really well done.
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from Sarah T. - Sweater Thursday!
Author: mike d.
Nov 12th
Reminder: it’s tomorrow!
1 Comment - It’s stupid. but funny.
Author: mike d.
Nov 12th
David Letterman and the Spider men in the Jamba Juice.
By Jon Abad’s suggestion.
2 Comments - AWESOME
Author: mike d.
Nov 11th
ha!
1 Comment - Type
Author: mike d.
Nov 11th
A lot of thought goes into the design of fonts.
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Here’s a little write up describing design techniques that we probably all take for granted. - /Lunch.
Author: mike d.
Nov 11th
Forgot it.
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Darn it. - tip cup.
Author: mike d.
Nov 10th
I should put a tip cup on my desk at work.
2 Comments - Flat Lightbulb
Author: mike d.
Nov 8th
From Aimee
1 Comment - Hm.
Author: mike d.
Nov 7th
How many cupcakes is too many cupcakes?
for me? 5 is too many.
6 Comments - Huh?
Author: mike d.
Nov 7th
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Disney Haiku!
Snow white isn’t nice.
In fact she is quite a jerk
She enslaved the dwarves.
Disney Haiku!
Christmas at Disney!
The lights! The song! The dinner:
Spiral cut piglet.
Disney Haiku!
What some do for cash
lowering themselves for fame
Pooh hated honey.
Disney Haiku
Sad Ariel cried
when the prince took her to eat.
The sushi was Dad.
Disney Haiku!
one hundred and one.
couldn’t even hold their own
against machine guns.
Disney Haiku!
Daffy Duck was cold.
With ax and match, was warmed by
Pinocchio’s fire.
Disney Haiku!
Tom, Jerry, once pals,
But then came Ben, plan in hand:
Cat-flavored ice cream.
(from Patrick!)
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haiku!
Putting on helmets
Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Deadly projectiles
by J2!
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus
It will all be his
Flounder, Destroyer of Souls
It will all be his
by Kurt
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus!
I won’t contribute
‘Cause I thought up this topic,
cartoons going bad
Ryan Schenk shows his creativity.
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus!
Summer in the Wood
So much honey in the trees
Pooh is now obese
(from Lauren!)
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus!
Pinocchio and his roommate:
“Hey Pinnochio…
You mess with my girl?” “Not me…”
“Dude, nose says you did!”
from Nicole!
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus
Tink’s new employment:
Fearful gamblers, broken limbs
Vegas debts now paid
From Abby
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haiku!
Belle sure loved that Beast
She was not afraid he’d run
From the whips and chains
By Jesse.
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus
Sebastian the Crab
Was a great conductor, but
Not the best hors d’oeurves.
by Shaun McQuaid
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus
Snow white has a gift
Prince Charming, We were Just friends
Grumpy is the Dad.
By Kurt
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus
Stew is still cooking
All that remains of Donald
Is in Minnie’s bowl
By Mom D.
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus
Tron gets corrupted,
Joins Master Control Program,
Deletes the User!
by Roland
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus
Princess Jasmine sells
Aladdin’s magic carpet
for tattoo money
By Mike’s Mom
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus
8 minute dating
Snow White, high hopes, but no luck.
They’re still all so short!
By Theresa
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haiku’s
Big Steaks and Bacon
Where can Piglet and Roo be?
The Pooh will Eat you.
by Kurt
Authored by: mike d.Disney Haikus!
Today you will be overwhelmed with be a wealth of Disney Haikus… but they aren’t really cutesy fun disney. In fact they are all kind of twisted. While some are kind of lame (the ones I wrote) there are others that are absolutely hilarious, so keep an eye out for them.
I was surprised. My mom was really good at coming up with warped Disney Haikus.
If you’re coming in late and want to read all the entries, click here.
Authored by: mike d.
