Ruth!

Ruth Bleakley can often be seen lingering around decrepit houses in Worcester with peeling lead paint in the hopes that someone will take a picture of her. Her other interests include binding books (that’s right) , reading books, petting cats, riding bikes and lurking on Etsy.com forums. She also has the pleasure of being married to the soon-to-be-salty Ryan Schenk.

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Side note from Mike D:
Ruth ALSO procrastinates. This entry was sent to me a mere 85 minutes ago.

Sander!

I’m Sander! A long-time coworker and antagonist of Mike D, we originally met in college, probably. Everybody I’ve ever met has figured out everything about me in under 5 minutes.

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Someday I hope to become good enough at something I love (riding motorcycles?) to make a living at it. Although I’ll probably just settle for having my own “1000 lb. man” special on the Discovery Channel before I die of explosive heart failure.

Theresa!

Hi! I’m Theresa. I’m Michael’s sister.

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One time when we were little Michael fell off the swingset. As he fell he slid along an exposed screw sticking out of the metal structure. A HUGE gash opened up in his side. I ran over, picked him up, and carried him inside where our Mom applied some disinfectant.

He still has a scar. Mom and I probably saved his life.