Comments on: File this one in ‘What were they thinking?!’ http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/ It's hard being a superstar Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:01:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69342 Ryan Schenk Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:00:36 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69342 I do believe that's enough for two fully stocked soccer teams I do believe that’s enough for two fully stocked soccer teams

]]> By: mike d. http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69325 mike d. Sun, 30 Dec 2007 14:15:47 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69325 There will be about 30 of us there. I just didn't take the day off... no reason why really. There will be about 30 of us there. I just didn’t take the day off… no reason why really.

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69256 Ryan Schenk Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:45:48 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69256 Make everyone in the company sing Feliz Navidad, with a 4-part harmony and feeling. Make everyone in the company sing Feliz Navidad, with a 4-part harmony and feeling.

]]> By: theresa http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69251 theresa Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:49:00 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69251 are you really going to make T-shirts?!?! That's awesome. Seriously. It's fantastic. are you really going to make T-shirts?!?! That’s awesome. Seriously. It’s fantastic.

]]> By: mike d. http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69250 mike d. Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:46:46 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69250 I hate Chalupas. I hate Chalupas.

]]> By: Kurt from Work http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69249 Kurt from Work Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:45:48 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69249 Chalupas, sander. Mike loves Chalupas! Chalupas, sander. Mike loves Chalupas!

]]> By: Sander from Maine http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69247 Sander from Maine Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:27:48 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69247 !!!!!!!!!!! -Make everybody talk in Pig Latin. Even the receptionist when she answers the phones (Ello-hay, ank-thay ou-yay or-fay alling-cay) -Get together all the supplies from the paint booth and have every employee help color the outside of the building like the plane from Austin Powers (http://dollyandhammer.com/bikephotos/austin_powers_jumbo_jet_2.jpg) -Have everyone park their cars on the runway of Tweed airport next door, then paint a runway onto our parking lot -Selectively demolish parts of the building so that the remainder resembles a slightly scaled up portrait of Kurt's head and maybe astronauts will see it from space -Combine all the magnetic power in the machines on the floor, and construct a massive rail gun with which to attack Rhode Island -We could probably pull in an extra few bucks by renting out unused cubicles to college students -Indoor paintball tournament! -Use all the steel we've got lying around to make battlements on top of the building so the building looks like a castle -Turn Mick's office into a shelter for stray neighborhood cats -Eliminate our network file storage, and rent out terabytes of space to bit torrent servers -Ala Schenkster's suggestion, fill the shop floor with skateboard ramps in hopes that they'll make us a level in the next Tony Hawk game - we'll be rich off the royalties, not to mention hundreds of fly skater honeys -Move all our production to Mexico in exchange for a lifetime supply of chimichangas !!!!!!!!!!!

-Make everybody talk in Pig Latin. Even the receptionist when she answers the phones (Ello-hay, ank-thay ou-yay or-fay alling-cay)

-Get together all the supplies from the paint booth and have every employee help color the outside of the building like the plane from Austin Powers (http://dollyandhammer.com/bikephotos/austin_powers_jumbo_jet_2.jpg)

-Have everyone park their cars on the runway of Tweed airport next door, then paint a runway onto our parking lot

-Selectively demolish parts of the building so that the remainder resembles a slightly scaled up portrait of Kurt’s head and maybe astronauts will see it from space

-Combine all the magnetic power in the machines on the floor, and construct a massive rail gun with which to attack Rhode Island

-We could probably pull in an extra few bucks by renting out unused cubicles to college students

-Indoor paintball tournament!

-Use all the steel we’ve got lying around to make battlements on top of the building so the building looks like a castle

-Turn Mick’s office into a shelter for stray neighborhood cats

-Eliminate our network file storage, and rent out terabytes of space to bit torrent servers

-Ala Schenkster’s suggestion, fill the shop floor with skateboard ramps in hopes that they’ll make us a level in the next Tony Hawk game - we’ll be rich off the royalties, not to mention hundreds of fly skater honeys

-Move all our production to Mexico in exchange for a lifetime supply of chimichangas

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69241 Ryan Schenk Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:43:56 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69241 Skateboards!!! INDOOR BARBECUE Cancel work!!! Replace all the carpet with shag carpet Sell all the equipment in the machine shop, take the money, and disappear off the face of the earth. Skateboards!!!

INDOOR BARBECUE

Cancel work!!!

Replace all the carpet with shag carpet

Sell all the equipment in the machine shop, take the money, and disappear off the face of the earth.

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69240 Ryan Schenk Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:41:05 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69240 Or down the stairs Or down the stairs

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69239 Ryan Schenk Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:39:33 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69239 buy a ton of small, children's bikes, and ride them up and down the halls buy a ton of small, children’s bikes, and ride them up and down the halls

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69238 Ryan Schenk Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:39:00 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69238 Live mariachi band in the lobby Live mariachi band in the lobby

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69237 Ryan Schenk Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:38:44 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69237 Requisition a bunch of trampolines Requisition a bunch of trampolines

]]> By: Ryan Schenk http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69235 Ryan Schenk Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:25:11 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69235 AC/DC over the intercom AC/DC over the intercom

]]> By: jon abad http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69233 jon abad Fri, 28 Dec 2007 16:05:37 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69233 Why are you going to be at work and is anyone else going to be there? Why are you going to be at work and is anyone else going to be there?

]]> By: Kurt from Work http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69230 Kurt from Work Fri, 28 Dec 2007 14:55:56 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/12/28/file-this-one-in-what-were-they-thinking/#comment-69230 I think you should declare monday Opposite Day in the Thermatool office! For once in his life, sander would be called Skinny! I think you should declare monday Opposite Day in the Thermatool office! For once in his life, sander would be called Skinny!

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