DANGER! IMPORTANT!!1!!1!one!! DANGER!@
If you have a trampoline make sure to check your model to be certain you’re not going to fall victim to this major product defect that’s been in the news. I’m not sure which exact brands have the problem. Just check to make sure that your trampoline is not like the one shown HERE.
If it is, you’ll probably want to return it immediately as it can be extremely dangerous. DO NOT JUMP on your trampoline before checking to see if it suffers from this defect. We don’t want anyone getting hurt.
Dear Mike D,
You…are a dork.
Love,
Sander
Ha ha ha. As someone who has probably spent the equivalent of 500 hours on a tramp, I immediately looked at the picture. Ha ha ha. That was funny. not what I expected. Isn’t it interesting that expectations are a part of humor?
Oh deer!
You win, for making a pun that was more groan-worthy that the original joke.
Thank you. I try.