Comments on: Fair Fight

By: Jon Abad

Jon Abad — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:47:49 +0000

Right…
MacGuyver combined things to build traps and tools and stuff… Bourne didn’t need to combine those things, he could kill you with a pen cap if he so wished.

By: Roland

Roland — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:23:37 +0000

In the past I would have put my money on Bauer, but the more recent seasons of 24 have gone downhill somewhat whereas I really enjoyed The Bourne Ultimatum at the weekend. Plus Bourne gets hotter women (I <3 Franka Potente).

By: Kurt from Work

Kurt from Work — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:27:23 +0000

no…your thinking of the guy from Burn Notice. The hip new show on USA. McGuyver + Spy + Bruce Campbell = Burn Notice.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 16:53:30 +0000

Jason Bourne sounds like McGuyver now.

By: Ryan Schenk

Ryan Schenk — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:35:22 +0000

Neither. Charles Bronson’s ghost would shoot them both, without remorse, with his Wildey .475

By: Kurt from Work

Kurt from Work — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:58:06 +0000

I agree. Jason would destroy Jack. Jack is only good for a 24 hour stint, then he is out of gas, where Jason is used to kicking ass all the time.

I also agree with JPABAD, in that Jack only has his gun. Jason has a gun, a magazine, a bottle of vodka, a ball point pen, a car, last nights leftovers, This lint from my pocket and a roll of dental floss to kill you with.

By: jon abad

jon abad — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:06:47 +0000

Bourne wins as he’s an assassin and Bauer is a supercop. Bourne just has loads more improvisational close combat skills than Bauer does and is always ready for the unfair fight.

Jason also wins in the psychological scar battle I think as his memory was erased while Jack was just in China getting tortured and having his father and brother turn out to be total dicks.

By: mike d.

mike d. — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:23:26 +0000

I think Bourne would win. He was trained to be an Assassin. Bauer, despite having a name with more vowels in a row, wouldn’t be able to keep up physically – despite his power hour status. In a ‘fair’ fight, Bourne would take it. In an unfair fight, Bauer would win.

And if it was perfectly even, Bourne would still win. Because after 24 hours Bauer would run out of time.

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:14:22 +0000

It depends which Jack Bauer he is facing. Jason Bourne is awesome, but if he goes against Jack Bauer from season 5 with his Jack Sack with him, then Bourne has no chance. If he faces the Jack Bauer from season 6 then…Bauer would just use his cellphone to talk to the president for 12 hours and bore Jason Bourne to death…so i guess either way Bauer would win..guess that’s why they call it the Jack Bauer Power Hour!

By: Jes Saint

Jes Saint — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:30:17 +0000

For the record, I think Jason would kick Jack’s butt. Jack’s main weapon is torture, and Jason doesn’t get caught unless he wants to. Even then, he’s not around long enough to be tortured.