Fair Fight

For the record, I think Jason would kick Jack’s butt. Jack’s main weapon is torture, and Jason doesn’t get caught unless he wants to. Even then, he’s not around long enough to be tortured.

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It depends which Jack Bauer he is facing. Jason Bourne is awesome, but if he goes against Jack Bauer from season 5 with his Jack Sack with him, then Bourne has no chance. If he faces the Jack Bauer from season 6 then…Bauer would just use his cellphone to talk to the president for 12 hours and bore Jason Bourne to death…so i guess either way Bauer would win..guess that’s why they call it the Jack Bauer Power Hour!

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I think Bourne would win. He was trained to be an Assassin. Bauer, despite having a name with more vowels in a row, wouldn’t be able to keep up physically – despite his power hour status. In a ‘fair’ fight, Bourne would take it. In an unfair fight, Bauer would win.

And if it was perfectly even, Bourne would still win. Because after 24 hours Bauer would run out of time.

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Bourne wins as he’s an assassin and Bauer is a supercop. Bourne just has loads more improvisational close combat skills than Bauer does and is always ready for the unfair fight.

Jason also wins in the psychological scar battle I think as his memory was erased while Jack was just in China getting tortured and having his father and brother turn out to be total dicks.

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I agree. Jason would destroy Jack. Jack is only good for a 24 hour stint, then he is out of gas, where Jason is used to kicking ass all the time.

I also agree with JPABAD, in that Jack only has his gun. Jason has a gun, a magazine, a bottle of vodka, a ball point pen, a car, last nights leftovers, This lint from my pocket and a roll of dental floss to kill you with.

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Neither. Charles Bronson’s ghost would shoot them both, without remorse, with his Wildey .475

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Jason Bourne sounds like McGuyver now.

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no…your thinking of the guy from Burn Notice. The hip new show on USA. McGuyver + Spy + Bruce Campbell = Burn Notice.

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In the past I would have put my money on Bauer, but the more recent seasons of 24 have gone downhill somewhat whereas I really enjoyed The Bourne Ultimatum at the weekend. Plus Bourne gets hotter women (I <3 Franka Potente).

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Right…
MacGuyver combined things to build traps and tools and stuff… Bourne didn’t need to combine those things, he could kill you with a pen cap if he so wished.

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