I had that car for years and never broke a key. You need to go to a better locksmith to get another duplicate. Or quit working out.

This is probably worthy of a full psychoanalysis from a DiDonato expert in the field - or, kung fu is really second nature to you.

Alrighty, I’m here when called to service. Psychoanalysis, as many of you know, is the method Freud developed in order to understanding the human experience; the goal is to reveal what unconscious processes are guiding overt behavior. Classic psychoanalysis will look for fixation points are various psychosexual developmental stages. This is typically done by dream interpretation or lots of talking… through free associations topics of resistance emerge, and by probing those areas of resistance you get the real underlying problem (usually the parents). Psychoanalysts also look for slips in which the unconscious busts out. Taking many psychoanalytic liberaties, I might suggest that breaking keys over and over again may be a symbolic representation of your need for some good dates. Good luck.

The down side of mad kung fu skills - your grasp is so deadly that you accidentally crush and mangle everyday objects.