Day of Fruit.
Without meaning to, I believe I’ve turned this day into a day of fruit.
Today’s menu includes: grapefruit, watermelon, orange, apple, banana, and raisins.
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I would like to call the classification of a raisin as a fruit. Here is my resoning.
A grape is like a Human Being. Full of life and juices and other stuff contained within a fleshy skin. Both Humans and Grapes make everyones life better.
A raisin is like a Mummy. Full of Undeath and pure hatred for the living. Spewing forth curses and diseases. A mummy and a raisin does no good for the betterment of life.
I rest my case.
Mummys are undead, so are you claiming raisins are undead as well? Or maybe unfruit.
Well I guess thats true. But Fruit is a classification. We don’t call Mummies Unhumans. We call them Undead because they are the opposite of their current state.
So I guess we just need to figure out what “state” a grape is in when it hasn’t become a grape yet.
Interestingly enough, they had free fruit available at my work place today. I just had some pineapple, strawberries, kiwi, honeydew melon, reg. melon, and grapes.
It’s a surplus of fruit!
I have free fruit available everyday here where I work!
…but that’s because Defibtech rules. Just ask Sander. He always yells at me when I remind him of that.
You sure are a fruity guy Mike D! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!