Ryan Schenk is sick and he loves Kiteboarding

Mike D: What part of you is sick? do you have a fever?
Ryan: no fever anymore
day 1: sore throat, fever
day 2: sore throat morphing into sinus, fever
day 3: sinus, cough, no fever
day 4: cough, sinus death
Mike D: Death eh?
Ryan: yes, death
Mike D: if you die, can I have your bow kite?
Ryan: no
Mike D: Come on!
Ryan: i’m taking it with me to the grave
offshore wind, just strap my dead corpse to it and sent me out to sea