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      Weekend? What weekend?

      April 30th, 2007 by mike d. in school, climbing, Weekend Update!

      currently eating: Graham Crackers

      This weekend kind of stunk.

      Friday I spent some time with Ernie after class making pizza and playing Wii. That was the extent of fun for the weekend.

      Saturday I started in on a Finance project, and outside of the occasional guitar break, didn’t stop.
      Sunday was more of the same with the added bonus of some studying of Advanced Fluids with Pete.

      Pete and I were sick of working and we needed a break. It was 3:30. Jesse, Kay, and Gary were climbing at Cathole and I really wanted to do some leading. So we grabbed our gear and headed over.

      Climbing Story
      For a fun game… let’s keep track of the good ideas and bad ideas in the following story. Devin is going to LOVE this.

      We arrived at Cathole and I decided I wanted to lead 5.8 Saturday Night Special (bad idea #1). I got my gear on and got ready. We went over my plan for setting anchor at the top and reviewed each other’s knots to make sure we were in good shape (good idea #1). Then I started leading (bad idea #2).

      The protection was there… but not great. I found a few good spots and a handful of mediocre spots. I wasn’t TOO worried because I was doubling up like crazy on my gear (good idea #2 and bad idea #3 (bad idea explained later).)

      Then the wind started roaring and I started freaking out. It was brutal! Here I was, 30 feet off the ground with 70 feet to go, getting forcibly pushed around by chilled winds. I was nervous as all heck. BUT, my gear placement kept getting better, so I kept climbing.

      Suddenly I looked down and realized I was running out of slings (see bad #3). Slings are used to connect the gear to the rope, so they are pretty important. Thankfully I had two double long slings left, and there was only about 15 feet left to climb. My cams had wiregates, so if I could find one cam placement, and then use my two slings I could still have gear that was 5 or less feet apart.

      I grabbed one of my slings… and found that it was tangled with the other sling (bad #4). I was in a decent rest spot though, so I decided to try and untangle them (bad #5). a SOLID 12-15 minutes later, I was no further along and my left calf was at point of failure. It then started to rain (bad #6).

      “Not Good,” I thought. “Maybe I can just use the tangled sling and try to get two cams in later on” (bad #7). I put my one piece of gear in and climbed up a little farther. The rain stopped.

      This is where trouble really started. I looked up…. and the crack disappeared (bad #8). As far as I could see, there was no good placement for equipment at all (bad #9). I realized, that when I ‘mock’ lead this previously, I stopped before the top because the anchor was hanging. Without a hanging anchor, I was out of luck.

      The wind tortured me some more and then I decided I better down climb (good idea #3 and bad idea #10).

      Down climbing is not easy. And it stinks when you know you can’t fall on your gear. But, it was smart of me to bail.

      So I started my way down. Thankfully, it wasn’t any harder than a 5.8 so I made decent progress. When I was about 30 feet up, I got into some trouble. I had to climb over a small bulge, and the foot placement wasn’t visible. On top of that, as soon as I put any weight on my calves they went into Typewriter mode, shaking like crazy from being overworked on that ledge.

      I was right under a solid cam. And I felt FAR more comfortable about this cam then I did the two nuts that hung below me. I tested the cam again, and decided to lower off the edge (good idea #4)

      Pete tightened the belay. That cam was extremeeely solid (good #5). He lowered me down.

      I removed the gear below that cam.

      Now we were in a new jam. I had left a piece stranded in the wall. I’d have to be lowered from the top to retrieve it. Joel and I hiked to the top. I kept my helmet on (good idea #6).

      We get to the top, and Joel lowers me down. The gear, because it had been used, was thoroughly jammed in the crack. It took me awhile to release it.

      Joel lowered me down the rest of the way. I reached the bottom and walked a good 10-12 feet away from the hanging rope. Joel shouted “ROPE!” and let go of the top.

      It whipped down, as ropes always do. But for whatever reason, it flailed right at me. I crouched down and the rope whipped me in the helmet.

      I wasn’t going to try my luck any more. I packed up my equipment and went home.

      I’m going to have to ask Irene how the climbing books rate placement of gear on that route. Because I did not find it comfortable in the least. Especially at the top. Yikes.

      I would describe the climb as a complete failure. But as Jesse pointed out, there’s two types of Failure and I’m totally okay with yesterday’s type.

      End tally?
      6 Good.
      10 Bad.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Bicycle Robot.

      April 27th, 2007 by mike d. in PaintBrush!

      currently eating: cheerios

      Here’s an old MSPaint I found of a robot riding a bicycle.

      Bicycles!

      Upon review, I realize it could also just be a kid riding a bicycle while wearing a cardboard box on his/her head.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Friday Internet Video

      April 27th, 2007 by mike d. in Quickthoughts

      Lazy Cat on a Treadmill.

      Lazy Cat on a Treadmill.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Adventure

      April 26th, 2007 by mike d. in Quickthoughts

      Anyone go on any sweet adventures lately?

      Anyone go on any sweet adventures lately?

      Authored by: mike d.

      Climbing Photos!

      April 26th, 2007 by mike d. in climbing, Features

      Climbing!

      Sunday we hit up Pinnacle Rock for some climbing. What made this particular trip special was that it was my first time leading anything that was even remotely legitimate.

      We got to the crag at about 9am and set up a few top rope climbs. The idea would be to run a few mock-leads and then, depending on our confidence, follow it up with a few real leads.

      Leading is significantly different from top rope climbing. For top rope you hike to the top and drop a rope down. Then, you go back down… and climb the rocks using the anchors that you built at the top. For leading, the rope is below you and as you climb you place anchors into the rock using the natural cracks and then clip your rope through the anchors as you climb.

      There were six of us who went climbing.

      In the picture below (from left to right) we have me, KiteBen, John, and Joel. On the wall we had Irene and Pete (who took all the photos.)
      GROUP FUN

      We set up on Third Crack. Third Crack is a comfortable 5.7+ climb with plenty of gear placement and a slight slab pitch. Whoever named it was extremely creative as it sits next to First Crack and Second Crack.

      We started it off with some weird mock leading. I tied into both a top rope, and a static line which I dragged up behind me. Irene belayed me from the top rope, Pete from the static. That way, I could “lead” with the static line, but still have the security of the top rope above me. We must have looked ridiculous to any climbers who passed by.

      While we worked on the mock leads, KiteBen, Joel, and John were firing away at Second Crack. Here’s a picture of KiteBen on Second Crack.

      Irene and I, getting ready for some Faux Trad.

      Prep

      Finally, it was time for some legit leading. I went first. Notice the lack of rope above me.

      No rope above!

      That huge cam fit PERFECTLY at the top of this climb. It was textbook my friends. Textbook.

      SOLID #4 cam

      Leading went really smoothly. No catch ups, no concerns, no serious mental doubts or fears. After that climb, Joel followed and cleaned the gear, and then Irene gave it a shot.

      Such concentration!

      Choosing the right gear

      Irene was also successful, though she scared us all when she ran out 15 feet or so without gear. Next time we’ll probably yell at her more.

      We ended the day with a few final climbs… unfortunately I forget their names. There was a 5.10 face climb and a 5.6 corner climb just to the left of first crack.

      Here’s Joel on the corner route.

      Joel Moon

      Special thanks to Pete for all the photos. Check them all out at his site: Here.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Pranks - Chapter 4

      April 25th, 2007 by mike d. in Features

      Conclusion

      Haven’t read chapters 1 - 3? Start here.

      We woke up that Monday morning full of expectations. It would be obvious that we were responsible for the prank, as we had branded a few of the Guardians with the letters “HnH.”

      This was a fine morning for HnHers. We desperately wanted to learn of the aftermath but clearly we couldn’t just stroll up to the house and watch their reactions. I think the best way to get a feel for what happened that morning would be to talk to the Yellow House residents directly.

      Unfortunately, my request for a Yellow House commentary went all but unanswered. I did however, get a little feedback that the house’s reaction was mixed. Max reported that about half of the residents started running around trying to find more and more Guardians. But that the other half sulked in fury, thinking that we had left their house unlocked at night.

      My first evidence of their reaction came at Subway. I was dutifully making sandwiches when a few of the yellow house members came over for subs. They furiously asked if I had left their house unlocked.

      I told them that we would never have left a door or window unlocked.

      “HOW’D YOU GET IN!” they demanded.

      I did not reveal our secrets at that time as there were plenty more pranks that needed pranking. A few months later I was sitting with Ernie and he casually mentioned the night of the Guardian Shield Maneuver.

      Ernie: you know? we never found all those toys. We only got about 230 or so of the 300.
      Mike D: no kidding?
      Ernie: no kidding. How’d you guys get into the house that night?
      Mike D: We let kurt in during the day. He hid in the basement all night.
      Ernie: Good God…

      jonAbad has provided a few photos of that night. This first one is of me giving that faithful presentation to our swat team of invaders.

      Presentation

      And here are the invaders:

      so intimidating!

      Timmy actually took video of the event with his night vision lens, unfortunately his camera was stolen shortly after the prank (unrelated to yellow house) and we lost the capabilities to recover the media.

      This prank was followed by many others including:

      Operation Dirty Dishes
      The Queen Amidala Circus
      and
      Operation Mini-Me.

      But in my eyes this one was one of, if not THE, best of the pranks.

      A few years later…

      Goss: you know, I moved to virginia last month.
      Mike D: oh yeah?
      Goss: and when I was unpacking I found one of those stupid toys in the sleeves of one of my flannel shirts.

      Mission Accomplished.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Ryan Schenk is sick and he loves Kiteboarding

      April 25th, 2007 by mike d. in Kiteboarding

      currently eating: peanuts

      Mike D: What part of you is sick? do you have a fever?
      Ryan: no fever anymore
      day 1: sore throat, fever
      day 2: sore throat morphing into sinus, fever
      day 3: sinus, cough, no fever
      day 4: cough, sinus death
      Mike D: Death eh?
      Ryan: yes, death
      Mike D: if you die, can I have your bow kite?
      Ryan: no
      Mike D: Come on!
      Ryan: i’m taking it with me to the grave
      offshore wind, just strap my dead corpse to it and sent me out to sea

      Authored by: mike d.

      Wednesday

      April 25th, 2007 by mike d. in Quickthoughts, Work

      Coworker: And how are you today mike?
      Mike D: eh, same as usual. It’s a Wednesday.
      Coworker: Man, It’s sad to hear you talk like that.
      Mike D: Sad?
      Coworker: Naive daily enthusiasm is suppose to last at least until you’re in your 40’s.
      Mike D: ha ha
      Coworker: You have another 50 […]

      Coworker: And how are you today mike?
      Mike D: eh, same as usual. It’s a Wednesday.
      Coworker: Man, It’s sad to hear you talk like that.
      Mike D: Sad?
      Coworker: Naive daily enthusiasm is suppose to last at least until you’re in your 40’s.
      Mike D: ha ha
      Coworker: You have another 50 years of this ahead of you!
      Mike D: ha ha…. ugh.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Last Weekend!

      April 24th, 2007 by mike d. in climbing

      currently eating; total

      Last weekend was great. Friday night post class I hung out with Ernie and Keller which is always a good time. I learned a few new guitar tunes and we shared some laughs.

      My class Saturday was canceled so I spent the time doing ‘me’ stuff. The day started late. First, I hit up Yoga with Irene and John. Talk about relaxation! I immediately became mellow and cool and all my stress was lifted. I really need to start doing Yoga more regularly.

      After that, I got my haircut and had my glasses’ nosepad replaced. When I got home I played some guitar and then went over to Mandy’s brother’s place for a BBQ. Josh has a fantastic smoker which he modified to electric from gas power. The food was great and we had some extremely geeky conversations about science and brownies.

      Ernie picked up an old mattress from our place post BBQ. Stupidly, I slid the mattress down the stairs… the mattress hit my glasses (that were resting on a ledge next to the stairs)… which then flew onto the ground where the new nosepad fell off and the screw disappeared.

      So annoying.

      And Sunday? Sunday we climbed the whole day. Pete took some photos which he will hopefully post soon. As soon as they are available I will make sure to copy a few over onto this site.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Curiosity

      April 23rd, 2007 by mike d. in Quickthoughts

      Ben asks:
      Why is Europe a continent, and Asia also a continent… but India is not?
      considering India and Asia are two plates ramming into each other.
      Apparently India is a subcontinent but that seems arbitrary.
      Anyone have an idea?

      Ben asks:

      Why is Europe a continent, and Asia also a continent… but India is not?
      considering India and Asia are two plates ramming into each other.

      Apparently India is a subcontinent but that seems arbitrary.

      Anyone have an idea?

      Authored by: mike d.

      Darn you Friday Mike D.

      April 23rd, 2007 by mike d. in Work

      currently eating: spinach and strawberry salad

      Sometimes ‘Friday Mike D’ leaves little notes of urgent things that need completion for ‘Monday Mike D’ and frankly, it’s really annoying.

      I’ll come in first thing Monday morning, all chipper and full of whistle. I’ll gingerly put the U.S.S.Lunch Box on my desk and sit down at my computer. And there it is: a collection of post-its and scrap paper notes plastered across my keyboard.

      This morning I had these:

      ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR!
      CALL JEFF!
      and
      DAVE NEEDS REPORT!

      The notes are usually in Caps and frequented by exclamation points.

      You see, come 4 or 4:30pm on Friday, Friday Mike D sometimes doesn’t like to do those last little things to finish off the week. So instead, Friday Mike D puts notes on the keyboard and mouse so that Monday Mike D is totally boned.

      What a jerk.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Flute Triumphs

      April 20th, 2007 by mike d. in Quickthoughts

      My sister Alicia is in Amsterdam for a music competition known as “Gaudeamus.”
      We have been informed that she has made it to round 2!
      congrats Alicia!

      My sister Alicia is in Amsterdam for a music competition known as “Gaudeamus.”

      We have been informed that she has made it to round 2!

      congrats Alicia!

      Authored by: mike d.

      VACATION!

      April 20th, 2007 by mike d. in silkscreen, Kiteboarding

      currently eating: apple

      From May 17th - 24th 2008 I think I’m going to try and plan a trip to Hatteras NC for kite-boarding camp.

      mind you, that says 2008.

      Planning Vacation is so ridiculous. This is especially true when you have a 3 year calendar on your wall with class dates scheduled through February of 2009. I get about 11 weeks off over the course of a year, which isn’t terrible. It’s just a matter of timing. Outside of the four weeks in August, there aren’t really any breaks of consecutive weeks without class.

      Anyway if you’re interested in learning the ways of the kite, you have about 9 months to think it over. We’ll talk about this again in January of 2008.

      Also, potential new t-shirt silk screen design. Comments?

      T-shirt!

      I don’t know if I like the text. It might be better with just the image.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Grade Update

      April 19th, 2007 by mike d. in school, Quickthoughts

      Theory of Elasticity: A

      Theory of Elasticity: A

      Authored by: mike d.

      Hip Graph.

      April 19th, 2007 by mike d. in A Day In The Life...

      currently eating: soup

      Ryan Schenk Hipness Graph and Prediction Tool.

      courtesy of Ben.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Dream Analysis

      April 19th, 2007 by mike d. in Features, Dreams

      Dream Team

      Recently I had a dream. It went as follows:

      I had to go back and play tuba for my high school band. But the Tuba sounded terrible! Halfway through the song, I realized the tuba was full of water. I emptied it, and it sounded a lot better.

      It was a pretty short dream. But clearly, full of symbolism.

      I e-mailed out the DREAM TEAM to help me figure out what was going on. Here are a few of the responses:

      Ryan Schenk said:

      Despite being unsure on how it will impact the other parts of your life, you still really want try TUBA DIVING!

      Megan Ledger said:

      In short, the dream represents your inner desire to become an extremely hairy kangaroo.

      The tuba is the continuation of your life as something other than yourself. The fact that the tuba is a low brass instrument shows that you wish to carry out your life somewhere low - as in, under the equator. John William, a famous composer and tuba lover, had a second cousin that grew up in Australia; a second cousin that he was madly in love with, I might add, and he dedicated every one of his symphonies to this cousin. This narrows “under the equator” down to Australia.

      The fact that you are going back to high school is reminiscent of a small animal going back to it’s parent, as a small Joey returns to it’s mother. Tubas have long been regarded as strange instruments. Kangaroos have long been regarded as strange animals. Tubas sit upright. Kangaroos sit upright. Mike D, as you play the tuba, one could say you were serving as it’s locomotion. Kangaroos are the only large animals to use hopping as a means of locomotion.

      The water represents two things; when the tuba is full, the water represents your constant desire to take a shower and thus grow a thick and glossy head of hair that will protect you for the rest of your life (also note that a tuba in a symphony serves as a reinforcement to the strings section, and string is the essence of hair), but by emptying the tuba we know that in the future, you’d like to cast off showering desire, and live as an animal in a very dry place. We’ll combine this clue with the Australia clue and conclude that you wish to live in the desert.

      Or maybe you had to pee really bad.

      Ruth predicted:

      You will be asked to preform a task that you once considered yourself proficient - nay, even good at, and people remember, and they will ask you once again to perform this duty for them - they are depending on you! Unfortunately you’ve been resting on your l laurels - too happy to simply sit back and think of glory days gone by, and haven’t been actually practicing it at all.

      You will set to the task at hand with the vim and vigor you used to posses but will quickly come to a roadblock, and you will be consumed with frustration - BUT, take heed!! there is a simple solution that you may have overlooked, and rather than struggle against this allegorical road block you will simply be able to walk around it, or perhaps pole vault over it. But be creative! Stay sharp! practice Tuba 20 minutes a day lest they ask you to play at the next company picnic and you aren’t prepared!

      Alicia connected the dream to common symbols:

      What was the FEELING you had in the dream?

      Some symbols -
      high school = returning to your roots?
      Tuba = something that you chose to be unique - something singular. With the saxophone, you were one of many. With the tuba, you were a soloist.
      Water = something that is impeding your performance.

      Is these something that’s getting in the way of you being as unique/important as you felt in the high school marching band?
      If so, it seems like it’s probably easy to get rid of.
      LIKE SANDER

      Devin suggested:

      I think that it hinges on whether or not you played tuba before. I’d say that if you did, you dream is just symbolic of your return to something in you past, but now that you have had so much more experience, you will be able to overcome things that you would never even dream of experiencing(tuba full of water) when you had done such things(playing tuba) in the past.

      Irene believed:

      I think the tuba full of water represents your secret desire to play in an underwater marching band. You think it sounded better when you emptied it, because you couldn’t convince anyone to join you in your underwater crusade. You secretly knew that underwater the tuba sounds ten times more powerful and you would definitely be the all star of your underwater band and lead everyone to harmonious glory! Nonetheless, you had to empty it so you could fit in with your lame high school buddies who won’t risk their lives in the face of good music. Obviously, this dream was set in the past because you left those losers behind.*

      *Disclaimer: If any of Mike D’s high school friends read his website, I was just kidding about that last part.

      And of course Theresa’s:

      Two latent themes resonate from the manifest content of your dream: that of incompetence and that of self-efficacy. First, the image of the tuba. Music generally has a positive, self-affirming, and relaxing role in your life, but in this case the image of the tuba is situated in a negative context: that of high school band. Instead of signifying happy recreation, the tuba playing is deliberate and required (”had to go back”), and playing is work. The tuba, therefore, represents your work life: effortful and (unfortunately) leading presently to feelings of incompetence and ineffectiveness.

      Water, here, represents the pressure and overwhelming feeling suppressing your ability to be effective in your work. Perhaps the pressure is on, and it is frustrating. Note, you are not drowning in a pool, nor are you submersed in the ocean facing a tidal wave. Rather, only one part of your life is affected by this particular feeling of overwhelmedness (a word? maybe!). The rest of your body is dry, meaning you find satisfaction and success in other areas of your life outside work, and your self-worth is not completely tied to your occupation. Further, you pour the water out of your tuba, which suggests your agency in improving your work situation. This emptying of your tuba signifies your ability to take action and change how you feel about your work performance. You have the ability to let loose your potential for feeling good about your ability to do your job.

      So there we have it. If you’d like to contribute your dream interpretation feel free! Special thanks to all the members of the dream team for today’s post.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Is itunes Random?

      April 18th, 2007 by mike d. in Geekdom, Features

      Research!

      Anyone who loves music and would consider themselves a member of the “occasionally paranoid” club has likely wondered if their computer software is secretly plotting against them.

      Old Man Schenk decided to prove it once and for all. He wrote a quick computer program (in Ruby!) and science ensued.

      Enjoy!

      Great job Ryan!

      Authored by: mike d.

      Interesting fact

      April 18th, 2007 by mike d. in Quickthoughts

      The phrase “deus ex machina” refers to a person or thing that appears unexpectedly in fiction to solve a horribly complicated plot.
      The words “deus ex machina” actually mean “a god from a machine” and it refers to the physical crane that held a “god” above the stage of plays. Apparently in the 5th […]

      The phrase “deus ex machina” refers to a person or thing that appears unexpectedly in fiction to solve a horribly complicated plot.

      The words “deus ex machina” actually mean “a god from a machine” and it refers to the physical crane that held a “god” above the stage of plays. Apparently in the 5th century B.C it wasn’t uncommon to just drop a god down from the sky in the last scene to fix up the overly contrived plot.

      Thanks to Merriam-Webster Dictionary

      Authored by: mike d.

      Palm Strike!

      April 18th, 2007 by mike d. in KungFu

      currently eating: apple

      I got palm struck in the face last night at kung fu. It didn’t hurt so much as completely stun me. My attacker actually stepped forward and grabbed my arms to prevent me from toppling over.

      How strange it is getting palm struck in the face.

      We were doing an exercise where I would jab at my opponent. He would block and then palm strike in the direction of my face. Except, he didn’t stop in time and plowed into my nose.

      I was certain that it broke. But, a few minutes and nose blows later I was back in business.

      It was a really strange experience though. Really strange.

      In other news, check out this hilarious picture of how a backhoe can ruin your day.

      Fantastic!

      Thanks Jes Saint!

      Authored by: mike d.

      Marathon

      April 17th, 2007 by mike d. in Quickthoughts

      Congrats to Erich for completing the Boston Marathon!

      Authored by: mike d.

      Comedy

      April 17th, 2007 by mike d. in Quickthoughts, Humor

      Excellent video.
      The Landlord.

      Excellent video.

      The Landlord.

      Authored by: mike d.

      Advanced Fluids.

      April 17th, 2007 by mike d. in school

      currently eating: peanuts.

      Last night I had my fluids class. I’m actually kind of enjoying it. It directly relates to my work at the Tool, and I find it pretty interesting. One thing I’ve learned is that I’m the only one who raises his hand when the teacher asks if people want to see something done.

      Example:
      Prof: “Does anyone need to see how to convert the units on this to meters squared per second squared?”

      MIKE D’S ARM INSTANTLY FIRES INTO THE AIR! everyone else remains perfectly still.

      Prof: “okay. well, first we take a Watt which is Joules per…..”

      This means one of two things:

      I’m the only one who has no idea what he’s doing
      or
      I’m the only one with absolutely no shame

      Either way, I don’t really care. I’m getting something out of the class and that’s all I need to be concerned about. We’ll see if I’m still this positive about the class once a test is on the horizon.

      Authored by: mike d.

      50 Miles (long)

      April 17th, 2007 by mike d. in Features, RockStar

      50 miles is a long distance

      Devin ran 50 miles this weekend. Here is his memoir.

      “Ready! GO!”
      No starting gun, no count down, and two minutes after the “official” starting time. The only thing left to do now was run.

      Earlier that morning, in the pre-dawn stillness that can only be seen at 5:00 AM in the middle of April, the weight of the endeavor I was about to undertake was too heavy to bear. As Casey was taking a shower, I decided to head over to the lodge and try to eat something. I had packed bananas and peanut butter and some oranges, but that morning, the thought of eating any of that stuff just didn’t seem appealing to me. In the lodge I was able to get a few muffins down, followed by a number of cups of water. The food sat in my stomach like a stone, oh well, whatever. After that I headed back over to the tent to put on my t-shirt with my number on it. I soon figured out that the cool thing to do was to cut your number down and pin it on your shorts, oh well, next time, you only get to be a newbie once.

      Motivate

      The day before, the folks at registration were suprisingly non-instructive:

      “I’m here to register”
      “Whats your name?”
      “Devin Krevetski”
      “There ya go Devin.”

      After leaving the registration building and realizing we had no idea where to camp, we decided to return, and ask directions. The second time we returned, a nice guy came out and showed us where to go:
      “Yeah, camping is right down there, and we serve dinner over at that lodge, and in the morning there will be coffee and stuff in there. Tommorrow there will be 300 people here, so just follow the crowd.”
      His name was Scott Mills, he was the race director for a time, but he had since moved to California, and he was just back to run.

      He was right. At about 5:40, I met back up with Casey, we hung around inside the lodge waiting for everyone to do something. About 6:00 am the tides changed and everyone starting sauntering over to where we were to line up to start.

      We got down to the start. There was a clock with the time on it. It was 2 minutes to start. We had a nice volunteer snap our picture in front of the clock, Casey looked tired, I looked nervous.
      I gave her my jacket, a kiss, and wandered over to where all the people with numbers pinned on their clothes were standing. There was a nervous energy about, some folks joked, others were quiet, some stretched, some chatted.

      “So is this the start of the 5K?” I asked.
      Everyone laughed.
      I would get a lot of mileage off that joke.
      Shortly there after, we were off.

      The course looped around the park that the race started in to spread the runners out, less than a mile later, we were back at the start heading down a trail towards the river. This stretch of trail Casey and I had hiked the day before, it was nice, but to see a huge conga-line of runners heading down it was quiet surrealistic. I just slowly ambled along, trying to ignore the pace of whoever was in front of me and paying attention to my own body’s signals.

      Soon we met the river and hung a sharp right. From here, the course would follow the river along until a creek crossing and a trail junction. We would cross the creek and run 7 miles to the first aid station. It was pretty easy running, there was a short technical section that wasn’t an issue so much for me, but everyone was walking it so I figured I was in no rush. The trail I had trained on was a lot steeper and much rockier, and for that I am very glad.

      I was paying attention to my knee, it would act up here and there, but nothing serious, yet. I was pissed. I couldn’t believe it. I decided to keep running until the pain was too much, then I would stop. I had actually given up at finishing 4 miles into it, because I knew my knee wouldn’t last.

      Soon the trail left the river and headed up into the rolling hills along the valley, nothing was too steep or too long, I could have easily run the hills, but I knew I had a long way to go, and I figured I would take it easy. I also was still following in a line of runners, and I figured they had a better idea about what they were doing than I did, but that didn’t last.

      Most folks where walking the hills at a pretty slow pass, huffing and puffing as they went. I had trained religiously on the hills, so even though I knew I could run them without going anaerobic pretty easily, I took the easy approach. I finally realized that I could walk the hills and STILL pass folks comfortable, I started doing just that. The trail was in great shape and it was really nice to be running after 2 and a half weeks off, before I knew it, I came upon Centerville Road, the first aid station, 7.2 miles, or 2.31 5Ks into it.

      That first aid station was a blur. There were runners everywhere and folks yelling at me asking me what I needed in my bottle. I asked for some water, as I sipped it, I saw Casey. I’m not sure what happened then, conversation-wise, but I’m pretty sure that it had to do with food or drink or something. I dropped my fanny pack with her, and ran off down the course with just a hand-bottle of Cytomax. From this point, the course heads another 2.2 miles up the river, turns around, and heads back to the start. This was also the point that I was passed by the Front runners, who were
      at this point already 4.4 miles ahead of me, and moving REALLY fast. I was amazed. I just continued on my merry way down the trail. The course followed the Bull Run closely here, so it was pretty flat. At this point also, everyone was passing everyone else, because some folks were running out, and some where running back, and the awesome thing was that everyone was encouraging everyone else, all encouragement was some form of either “looking good” or “keep it up”. It was really nice.

      The turnaround caught up to me abruptly, there were these two gentlemen standing in the middle of the trail, next to two Starbucks cups, an empty beer bottle, and a flower all stacked up like a cone. I do-see-doed the cone and headed back the way I came.

      I was back at Centerville in no time. This time I left fully stocked, loaded with my fanny pack again, a bottle of water a bottle of cytomax, 2 granola bars, and 2 packets of Gu, for the 5 miles back to the start, where I would meet Casey again.

      So far in the race, I had drank roughly 2 quarts of liquid and consumed somewhere along 400 calories. The long of the short of it is that you need to consume more than water to go 50 miles, and thats all there is to it.

      The night before Casey and I ate pasta and salad and chicken at the pre-race briefing. We sat with another couple, in hopes that maybe we would get to know sombody.

      I guess his name was Bill, but this was his third year running the Bull Run Run, and it was by far his favorite race. When I told him it was my first, he asked me if I had trained significantly, I told him my longest run was 24 miles, and he said that was just fine. That made me happy. This whole endeavor had intrigued Cas from the beginning, and she asked Bill’s girlfriend/wife/whatever if she had done anything like this.

      “I did a 5K, and that was enough for me”
      I guess we all have different ideas about the phrase “anything like this”.
      Three plates of pasta and two more of salad later, I was full. It was good.

      The run back from Centerville was easier in that I knew the terrain that was coming, so the hills weren’t as scary, and the aid station broke up the runners a little bit more so I wasn’t stuck running the pace of whoever was in front of me.

      Some time passed, I met a nice guy from South Jersey who didn’t seem to be having much fun, it was easy to tell from his get-up that this was probably his first ultra as well.
      “How are ya doing?”
      “Man, these hills are killing me, I did all my training on roads.”
      Again, I was thankful that the hills gave me no problems and that I had trained almost exclusively on trails.
      The course took a different trail at the first creek crossing we had passed originally, and headed up the hill back to the start.

      Soon we were crossing an open field with some challenge course elements, and someone said “Good thing we don’t have to do the obstacle course to finish!”

      This was going to be the “home-stretch” at the end of the race, 35 miles away, my knee wasn’t hurting me, but I wasn’t thinking of finishing, I was just getting to the next aid station.

      When I arrived back at the start, I grabbed some water from the aid station volunteers, and headed up looking for Casey. I didn’t see her. We had decided that if I didn’t catch her at an aid station, I would just keep running and she would get me eventually. I took stock of my supplies as I munched on a handful of M&Ms, I had a bottle and a half of water, a gu, and a granola bar. I knew I should’ve gone back to the aid station to get some electrolyte, but I didn’t, and stupidly I kept running down the road, a decision that could’ve very well cost me the race.

      As I sauntered down the road towards the trail that originally took us down to the river, a lady in a visor said:
      “What? Your girlfriend left you?”
      “Yeah, probably better off anyway….Her, I mean, not me.”
      She laughed.

      I ran back down the trail, and soon I started getting sluggish. I ate a granola bar, and drank some water and my energy returned, I was only 4.5 miles from the next aid station, so I wasn’t worried about it. But what I didn’t realize at the time, is that it had been close to 2 hours that I hadn’t had any cytomax/gatorade/salt, and I was only going about
      50/50 on what I drank in terms of water and sportdrink This soon caused a problem. I pounded the second Gu from Centerville, and drank more water, but I wasn’t feeling good at all. I had to slow for a walk, as the course meandered through a park with soccer fields and baseball diamonds, as folks jogged by, they asked if I was okay…

      “I’m moving, which is better than the alternative.”
      I would like to say it got better, but it first got much worst.

      I soon found that if I had over-extended any of my leg muscles too much it would immediately seize up and cramp. I had muscles in my legs cramping that I didn’t even know I had. The strangest being the muscle on the outside of your ankle that pulls your arch down to the ground and your ankle to roll inward, yeah, even THAT was cramping. I was afraid that soon the big boys(quads) where just going to seize up, my knees where going to buckle and I could do nothing about it, but I managed to get to the next aid station, at the Bull Run Marina.

      I had figured that Casey had probably just missed me at the start, so she would probably wait, then be too late to catch me here, so I wasn’t really expecting to see her, so when I didn’t I wasn’t surprised, or mad, I was just happy she was in Virginia with me.

      Something I had read about in ultra races was the (in)famous baked potato and salt. There are cut up pieces of potato, and a bowl of salt, you take the potato, dip it in the salt, and eat it. It never seemed appealing to me, and I never thought that I would be doing such a thing, but here I was wobbling into the aid station, actually CRAVING this crazy ultra ritual.

      This was the first aid station I spent an amount of time at. Centerville I probably hung around for less than 2 minutes, tops. The start I almost walked through, but I knew that if I wanted to continue, I had to regroup.

      I took a piece of potato, dipped and ate it, took a piece potato, dipped and ate it, took a piece of potato, dipped and ate it. I had a volunteer fill my bottles up with gatorade, I swung one back right away, sipped the other with the potato, and soon had both refilled again. I ate some banana, another potato, and some Pringles. I was feeling better almost immediately, and I had a new outlook on my new best friend, Mr. Baked Potato and Salt.

      As I ran out, headed towards the next aid station, I heard a volunteer…
      “Yeah, this is mile 21.9 out, and 44.9 back”

      Hearing that shook me back into the reality of the endeavor, and it was scary, I was on the verge of complete physical breakdown, and I wasn’t even half way there. I felt like I had really made some miles, but in truth I had barely started. I thanked the volunteers, and headed along my way.

      Soon the trail crossed a road, and there was a cop there directing traffic letting runners by. By the looks of him, he was having a grand time watching all the crazy people try to run 50 miles.

      I was feeling better but my legs where still cramping up now and again, so I continued to take it easy, but I was able to keep pace with the folks around me because they would slow way down on the hills, where I would keep my pace and pass them, then they would pass me on the flats, but soon I would see them again on the hills.

      I slowly hiked up a hill, passing a farmhouse when I saw him. Wearing a yellow shirt, black shorts, with a number 1 pinned on his shorts, was the guy in first place. I cheered him on as he flew passed me, that guy is a machine. His name is Leigh Schmitt, this was his third year in a row winning this race. In case the reader thinks my experience is noteworthy let me put things in perspective:

      Leigh was 15 minutes ahead of the second place runner. He finished with a time of 6:24:43. That means that he AVERAGED just over 8 minutes a mile, for 50 miles. Training for this, my really fast pace for interval runs was 30 seconds slower than this guys race pace. Just seeing some of those front runners was an inspiration. Oh, and this wasn’t only Leigh’s third year winning the Bull Run Run, it was also his third ear running it. I know, its okay, my hokey saunter jog-pace really doesn’t seem all that great anymore, so feel free to stop reading if so inclined.

      The next aid station is Wolf Run Shoals Road 26.1 miles, or 8.4 5Ks down the way. Being that this is the first station after the halfway point, they celebrate, with ice cream sandwiches, and costumes. This year the whole aid station staff was dressed up like M*A*S*H. When I got there, I went straight for the potatoes and salt again, and more Pringles, and Gatorade. I was able to get one of the aid stations volunteers cell phone’s to call Casey, hoping she would catch me at the next station. The conversation didn’t last long, spotty coverage, and her uncertainty about who I was calling, and why I would know it was her on the phone made for a unconstructive phone call that I didn’t want to waste anymore time with. On my way out, I grabbed an ice cream sandwich. It was only 2 miles to id station, and I was feeling my momentum building once again. This was also undiscovered territory for me, my longest run only having been 24 miles, but I wasn’t worried, I was just getting to the next aid station, where there would be drink, a cute
      blond(hopefully) and some more of those great potatoes and salt.

      The trail since leaving the start the second time was definitely more hilly, which I didn’t mind in the least, because it gave me ample excuses to walk, and the hills still weren’t giving me trouble.

      Before I knew it, I had reached Fountainhead, 28 miles down the way. Casey finally caught me, and she had met up with Katie. Katie used to work with me at Starbucks in Glastonbury before she moved to DC with her fiance, Jeff. I had met Jeff in passing before, he was big into bike racing and triathlons, so I had to put on a good face to try to trick him into trying one of these crazy races, I don’t remember if I went to the friends cheering me on or the food at the aid
      table first, either way, it was really great to have folks there specifically cheering me, personally, on. The next 10 miles would be what I considered the “meat” of the run. Its that stretch between “run a long way” and “almost finished”, it was mentally exhausting as well, because this is where the trail becomes less direct and more meandering, in its quest
      to be a 50 miler as opposed to a 44, or whatever miler.

      Right after leaving the aid station, the trail heads off on “The White Loop” thankfully, the white loop only has to be done on the way out, because its not really a loop as much as a series of zigzags up and down back and forth in an acre of a few acres. It took a painfully long time. When I was at the aid station though, I was able to get some more GU packets from Casey, so I popped one of those, and realized something. I need to be less stingy with the simple sugars this late in the race. I had become so enamored by those salty baked potatoes that I had ignored all the other girls on the dance floor, but personal discovery would soon change all of that.

      When I reached the next aid station, at a place called “The Do Loop” I saw it, in little red cups sizzling like a magic elixir, Mountain Dew. Yes, Mountain Dew, I asked a volunteer to load my bottle up with half Dew and half water. I felt the effects almost immediately. Understand now, I had been running for 7 hours at this point, mental capacities were
      probably pretty limited, and I hadn’t had any significant caffeine all day, and man, that stuff was rocket fuel.

      The Do Loop was the Southern most portion of the course, it was shaped like a lollipop, the run heads out from the aid station, around the loop, and back. Running out, there was a volunteer telling runners which way to go where, I asked him a question:

      “If I really like to do the Do Loop, do I get to do the Do Loop twice?”
      I’m sure he got that a lot(maybe) but he laughed anyhow.

      When I got back to the Do Loop aid station, I realized something, I was 35 miles into it. 15 miles to go, with somewhere in the range of 5 hours left to finish before the cut-off. For the first time, the entire race, in my entire life, for the first time since getting this whole crazy absurd idea in my head and bobbing it around and training for it and paying for it and buying Gu for it and telling people about it, I knew I was going to finish. I was going to finish. I was going to finish.

      I asked the nice lady at the aid station to fill my bottle up with more Mountain Dew, I grabbed some more
      potatoes, and I was off on my way, finally, heading back to the finish. I hit Fountainhead the second time around, saw Casey, Katie and Jeff. I got some more of the M.D. Rocket fuel from the station, then sat of the grass to change my socks, I brought three pairs, and ended up changing into the last two for the last 12 miles. Running was really hard at this point, the physical pain of it had sort of leveled off, so that wasn’t the issue, the issue was that I KNEW I was going to finish. So the will power to run versus the ease of walking was hard.

      The next 6 miles to the next aid station was slow going. I got back to Wolf Run Shoals Road. My entire view on everything had changed, I knew I was going to finish. The conversation with the runners out on the trail was completely different as well. The conversation wasn’t about the pain so much as it was about the completion, we talked about training, what worked for us, and the fact that we could walk it in from there. It was here that most folks learned that
      this was my first ultra, and then they were even more amazed by the fact that it was my first running race at all. Something strange happened just before coming into Bull Run Marina, I actually got sick of walking the hills. The whole 50, the only thing that I knew wouldn’t give me an issue was those hill, so hey, I had less than 10 miles left, I was going to run
      .

      “On your left.”
      “Holy crap, What are you doing?! Are you retarded!?”

      A skinny lady with frosted blond hair responded when I passed her on one particularly long uphill section, running.
      Bull Run Marina, I had run 14 and a half 5Ks. Only a few hours ago, I was on the verge of complete destruction at this very place, too scared to even think about how many miles I had left. But there I was, with my crew cheering me (and everyone else) on. My head was just flooded with the emotional release of just knowing that yes, I was going to finish my run. I (again) cracked the “this is a little long for a 5K dontcha-think?” joke, and everyone laughed. They were
      probably not laughing at the joke as much as laughing at the guy who is still cracking jokes after running 44.9 miles. I was just lingering when a volunteer said something along the lines of “hey, you gotta finish to finish.” I gave Casey my fanny pack, loaded up on a Mountain Dew Gatorade Cocktail, finished a snicker bar, and headed off on the last 6 miles of the race.

      Finally, it was coming to an end.

      The final miles were great, it was this section of trail that I was at my darkest, that a simple mistake of mine almost completely wiped out my dream. I was making great time, I ended up running the last 5 miles at a pace that was probably faster than that I had for the 20 previous. The course passed the original trail we had used to get down to the river, to climb up on the opposite side up the hill and across the field that was an impossible dream earlier that day.
      I started running when I knew the end was near, I knew that Casey and the gang wouldn’t be expecting me so quickly, so when I saw the crowd, I let out a whoop. Right at the front of the crowd was my cheer squad, it was so great to see them. I’m pretty sure I asked where the finish line was. Whether I sprinted, jogged or walked across the finish line, I don’t remember, and honestly, I don’t care, I had run 50 miles in 10 hours and forty-six minutes. I had done it, I had done it, I had done it.
      Its two days later, I can hardly bend my knees, my legs are still swollen like balloons, and I can’t get over the fact that, yes, I ran 50 miles.

      UPDATE! PHOTOS!

      Authored by: mike d.

      Protocol

      April 16th, 2007 by mike d. in Features

      Is there a protocol on this?

      This past Friday while at The Inn, Ernie asked Cathryn if she’d eat a pretzel that had been dropped on the floor.

      Cathryn didn’t give a solid answer. The five second rule was just not enough for her to make a decision on the Pretzel. This clearly disappointed all of us.

      Today, however, Cathryn e-mailed the group informing us that she dropped some pineapple on the floor over the weekend and then proceeded to pick it up, rinse it, and eat it. She included with this story a full equation for how to calculate edibleness of a food item dropped on the floor using a Likert scale.

      Here’s the scale:

      Finally something better than the 5 second rule

      Emotional value of food + cleanliness of floor + ability to be rinsed (without compromising its integrity) - # of seconds on floor

      Values of 5 or lower would indicate that the food should not be consumed.
      Values of 6 to 8 would indicate that the food could be consumed if desired.
      Values of 9 and above would indicate that the food should be consumed.

      Using Cathryn’s real life example of the pineapple from the weekend, here is her equation:

      5 + 4 + 5 - 4 = 10 (the pineapple should have, and was, consumed)

      This works pretty well. Though it doesn’t quite explain why Sander would happily eat a pile of Lemon Jello that was dropped into mud and sat for three weeks in the rain. Perhaps there needs to be a Sander amendment.

      If Name = Sander Add 8 points to result.

      Authored by: mike d.
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