Comments on: Wish Corruption http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/ It's hard being a superstar Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:41:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: sarah t http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89115 sarah t Wed, 24 Dec 2008 07:15:47 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89115 Make that "He beats you at everything else AND Scrabble" and it would unfortunately be the truth. I hate losing... Make that “He beats you at everything else AND Scrabble” and it would unfortunately be the truth. I hate losing…

]]> By: Jes Saint http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89091 Jes Saint Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:52:43 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89091 Patrick has done the impossible, and come up with a wish that is incorruptible. But he decides to be a nice guy, and not share it, thereby allowing the game to go on. I wish I could ice skate on the moon. Patrick has done the impossible, and come up with a wish that is incorruptible. But he decides to be a nice guy, and not share it, thereby allowing the game to go on.

I wish I could ice skate on the moon.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89084 Patrick Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:53:51 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89084 Granted, but you build it out of yellow snow and your kids want nothing of it. I wish I could come up with a wish that was impervious to wish corruption. Granted, but you build it out of yellow snow and your kids want nothing of it.

I wish I could come up with a wish that was impervious to wish corruption.

]]> By: Anita Clue http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89081 Anita Clue Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:41:20 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89081 Your flight does not get cancelled, but you get on the wrong plane and end up in Ohio for Christmas. I wish I could build my kids the best snow fort ever! Your flight does not get cancelled, but you get on the wrong plane and end up in Ohio for Christmas.

I wish I could build my kids the best snow fort ever!

]]> By: Patrick http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89079 Patrick Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:32:31 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89079 Granted. You beat Mike D at Scrabble. But he beats you at everything else. I wish my flight doesn't get canceled so I can make it home for Christmas. Granted. You beat Mike D at Scrabble. But he beats you at everything else.

I wish my flight doesn’t get canceled so I can make it home for Christmas.

]]> By: sarah t http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89067 sarah t Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:44:07 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89067 Granted! Except THIS Mr. Incredible is the mascot for Mr. Incredible's Ultimate Dogs, and you must dress up as a giant hot dog and roam the streets of NY singing a jingle and being spat upon by judgmental teenagers. I wish I could beat Mike D at Scrabble. Granted! Except THIS Mr. Incredible is the mascot for Mr. Incredible’s Ultimate Dogs, and you must dress up as a giant hot dog and roam the streets of NY singing a jingle and being spat upon by judgmental teenagers.

I wish I could beat Mike D at Scrabble.

]]> By: Chip http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89038 Chip Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:48:20 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89038 Shazam...you have a shiny new 1968 Mustang matchbox convertible...that you can't get out of the box. I wish I was Mr. Incredible... Shazam…you have a shiny new 1968 Mustang matchbox convertible…that you can’t get out of the box.

I wish I was Mr. Incredible…

]]> By: Jes Saint http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89011 Jes Saint Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:47:20 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89011 Pizza is free! But delivery costs have gone up 1000% and they've done away with dining in and takeout. I wish I had a 1968 Mustang convertible. Pizza is free! But delivery costs have gone up 1000% and they’ve done away with dining in and takeout.

I wish I had a 1968 Mustang convertible.

]]> By: Anita Clue http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89008 Anita Clue Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:35:25 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-89008 I'm impatient so I'm going to corrupt my own wish. I will enjoy my birthday this year. But it will be the last one i enjoy cause the rest of them are going to suck. I wish pizza was free. I’m impatient so I’m going to corrupt my own wish.

I will enjoy my birthday this year. But it will be the last one i enjoy cause the rest of them are going to suck.

I wish pizza was free.

]]> By: Anita Clue http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88963 Anita Clue Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:25:50 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88963 Tomorrow IS Christmas. And both sides of the family (along with your siblings' in-laws) are coming to your house. Plus...there will be alcohol involved. I wish to enjoy my birthday this year. Tomorrow IS Christmas. And both sides of the family (along with your siblings’ in-laws) are coming to your house. Plus…there will be alcohol involved.

I wish to enjoy my birthday this year.

]]> By: Jes Saint http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88931 Jes Saint Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:20:55 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88931 Tomorrow's orienteering race is back on! Have fun running through the blizzard. I wish tomorrow was Christmas. Tomorrow’s orienteering race is back on! Have fun running through the blizzard.

I wish tomorrow was Christmas.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88913 Patrick Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:26:12 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88913 Granted. But the snow from your yard decides to shovel itself onto your driveway and porch. You've now got an emerald jewel of a yard... but you're trapped in the house! I wish that tomorrow's orienteering race wasn't canceled because of the snow/ice. Granted. But the snow from your yard decides to shovel itself onto your driveway and porch. You’ve now got an emerald jewel of a yard… but you’re trapped in the house!

I wish that tomorrow’s orienteering race wasn’t canceled because of the snow/ice.

]]> By: Anita Clue http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88911 Anita Clue Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:02:00 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88911 Way to go Kurt! Mike D has shaved his head, but only because he lost a bet that he couldn't get a lingerie model to go out with him. With any luck, you'll be invited to the wedding. I wish snow shoveled itself. Way to go Kurt! Mike D has shaved his head, but only because he lost a bet that he couldn’t get a lingerie model to go out with him. With any luck, you’ll be invited to the wedding.

I wish snow shoveled itself.

]]> By: Kurt from Work http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88907 Kurt from Work Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:23:30 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88907 Nothing really changes. You DO control computers with your mind! Impulses from your mind travel down your nervous system to your fingers which them move striking the keys on your keyboard. AMAZING! I wish MikeD Shaved his head. Nothing really changes. You DO control computers with your mind! Impulses from your mind travel down your nervous system to your fingers which them move striking the keys on your keyboard. AMAZING!

I wish MikeD Shaved his head.

]]> By: Jes Saint http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88906 Jes Saint Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:17:14 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88906 Congratulations, Kurt! You are now the proud owner of the compost-eating Delorean from Back to the Future II! Too bad you wrecked it on the way back from 2047. I wish I could control computers with my mind. Congratulations, Kurt! You are now the proud owner of the compost-eating Delorean from Back to the Future II! Too bad you wrecked it on the way back from 2047.

I wish I could control computers with my mind.

]]> By: Kurt from Work http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88888 Kurt from Work Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:31:55 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88888 Presto Chango your headaches go away and are now back aches. Ouch! I wish I had the Delorean from Back to the Future. Not the Plutonium powered one. the Mr Fusion Powered one. Presto Chango your headaches go away and are now back aches. Ouch!

I wish I had the Delorean from Back to the Future. Not the Plutonium powered one. the Mr Fusion Powered one.

]]> By: Anita Clue http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88839 Anita Clue Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:01:31 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88839 Ah! Finally some time to myself! Ah! Finally some time to myself!

]]> By: Anita Clue http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88838 Anita Clue Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:59:17 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88838 Voila! You can make food appear out of thin air...but you can't eat any of it. The people on the other end of the video conf. are very happy because they've never tasted anything so delicious. I wish my headaches would go away. Voila! You can make food appear out of thin air…but you can’t eat any of it. The people on the other end of the video conf. are very happy because they’ve never tasted anything so delicious.

I wish my headaches would go away.

]]> By: Jesse http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88808 Jesse Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:10:13 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88808 Granted, but your brain is the size of a pigeon's and all you can manage with that stellar 95% is an awkward waddle and a freakishly stable gaze. I wish that in a pinch (like a video conf. that goes to 8 p.m. instead of 6 p.m.) I could make dinner appear out of thin air... Granted, but your brain is the size of a pigeon’s and all you can manage with that stellar 95% is an awkward waddle and a freakishly stable gaze.

I wish that in a pinch (like a video conf. that goes to 8 p.m. instead of 6 p.m.) I could make dinner appear out of thin air…

]]> By: Chip http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88770 Chip Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:18:54 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88770 *bang*...you get all the chocolate you can stomach...chocolate Ex-Lax...and you're stuck on the can for three painful days. I wish I could utilize 95% of my brain. *bang*…you get all the chocolate you can stomach…chocolate Ex-Lax…and you’re stuck on the can for three painful days.

I wish I could utilize 95% of my brain.

]]> By: Anita Clue http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88510 Anita Clue Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:45:17 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88510 Ta-da! You are now ripped. And you have sore muscles all the time. So sore in fact that you find it hard to move at all. I wish for chocolate. Ta-da! You are now ripped. And you have sore muscles all the time. So sore in fact that you find it hard to move at all.

I wish for chocolate.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88509 Patrick Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:16:21 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88509 Granted. Things are going swimmingly for exactly 11 days. And then on the 12th day, the thing that is going wrong *is* the reset button, and it starts resetting once a minute, regardless of how well your day is going. I wish I could have the benefits of regular exercise, without actually exercising. Granted.

Things are going swimmingly for exactly 11 days. And then on the 12th day, the thing that is going wrong *is* the reset button, and it starts resetting once a minute, regardless of how well your day is going.

I wish I could have the benefits of regular exercise, without actually exercising.

]]> By: Jes Saint http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88506 Jes Saint Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:00:33 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88506 Your wish has been granted! You have lowered your expectations so that you only disappoint yourself once in awhile. I wish there was a reset button that I could hit once a day when things are going wrong. Your wish has been granted! You have lowered your expectations so that you only disappoint yourself once in awhile.

I wish there was a reset button that I could hit once a day when things are going wrong.

]]> By: Anita Clue http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88500 Anita Clue Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:58:32 +0000 http://www.mikedidonato.com/2007/02/27/wish-corruption/#comment-88500 Congratulations, you've been duplicated. Sadly your other half got all the good stuff and you're left with only your weaknesses and bad habits. Or...you are able to stand with one foot on either side of the California state line--but then the Big One hits. I wish I wasn't constantly disappointing myself. Congratulations, you’ve been duplicated. Sadly your other half got all the good stuff and you’re left with only your weaknesses and bad habits. Or…you are able to stand with one foot on either side of the California state line–but then the Big One hits.

I wish I wasn’t constantly disappointing myself.

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