Classmate 1 (male): I woke up on Valentines day… my wife turned to me and said “Where’s my present.”

Classmate 2 (female): My husband didn’t get me anything for Valentines day. So I said “You didn’t get me anything!?” and he said “well you told me not to get flowers or anything for you anymore because they are too expensive.” and so I said “I didn’t MEAN it.”