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December 9th, 2006 by mike d. in school, Quickthoughts

No one actually wants a toaster, they just want toast.

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Comment by sander |
2006-12-10 22:09:12

Never thought about it like that. Nice one.
Dude you need to write like 499 more of those and make a book out of it.

 
Comment by Jes Saint |
2006-12-11 11:04:43

That’s true, but you don’t need a toaster to make toast. You can use a toaster oven, or even fire. I’ll bet a blowtorch would make awesome toast.

Comment by UUIG |
2006-12-11 17:26:40

A blowtorch could potentially be quite efficient too. Lay out a bunch of pieces of bread, side by side, and go to town! Flip over and repeat. Sounds like fun to me!

Comment by Jes Saint |
2006-12-11 22:09:59

Got to watch that table cloth though. But I have a Counter Saver(square glass thing that sits on the counter) that would work pretty well. The best part about the blowtorch is that you can control how toasted the bread gets. You never know with those electric toasters.

 
 
 
Comment by Ryan Schenk |
2006-12-11 16:12:28

What about this toaster?

Comment by mike d. |
2006-12-11 21:57:38

This is clearly the exception that proves the rule.

 
Comment by Jes Saint |
2006-12-11 22:06:32

Do not let my kids know that this toaster exists!

Comment by UUIG |
2006-12-12 18:17:59

haha! You don’t want a house full of Sanrio paraphernalia? How old are your kids? My little sister went through a HUGE Sanrio phase…everything from school supplies to pillowcases to jewelry….we couldn’t get through the mall without stopping at the Sanrio store!

Comment by Jes Saint |
2006-12-13 13:49:10

They’re 9, 7, 4, and 1. The older two are the ones who want everything they see and our 7-year-old especially likes Hello Kitty stuff. This is why we try not to take them to any malls. We avoid the toy section at Wal-Mart like the plague.

Comment by UUIG |
2006-12-13 16:20:05

hahaha! Good call :)

 
 
 
 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-12-12 09:19:29

If you could put a Jesus or a Virgin Mary stencil in there, you could be a millionaire on Ebay.

Comment by Roland |
2006-12-13 04:51:46

Hahaha, genius!

 
 
 
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