HALLOWEEN WRAP UP
We had a lot of Halloween entries. A lot.
Here’s the wrap up: (there’s a pictoral wrap up at the end of this list)
1. The Tasty Halloween Costume.
2. This is mike d, as a pregnant schoolteacher.
3. Mike D as Elvis!
4. Mike D as Ace Ventura!
5. Mike D as Cultivation Equipment
6. Mike D going Disco Style
7. Mike D as Britney Gallivan
8. Mike D as maybe (probably) undead.
9. Mike D as a creepy angel prostitute
10. Mike D as Big Bird
11. Mike D as a member of the Kill Bill Crazy 88
12. Mike D cloaked in nearly perfected science.
13. Mike D as a convict who wishes to have his identity protected by the media.
14. Mike D as Mr. Potato Head
15. Mike D as Wingnut Weaver
16. Phantom Mike D
17. Mike D as a rockstar Drummer
18. Mike D as Kurt
19. Dragonball D
20. Mike D made entirely of eyeballs
21. Mike D as Elvis #2
22. Mighty Mike
23. Mike D as Motofone!
24. Mike D as Master Chief!
25. Mike D as Master Chef
26. Mike D. as Clean D!
27. Mildly Evil Mike D.
28. Milk D
29. Leprechaun D
30. Mic D.
31. Mike B.
32. Mike as the Invisible Man.
33. Business Partner Alien Mike D.
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So, now that that’s there for you. Please vote for:
1) Best costume
2) Most original
3) Scariest
4) Most Inane
*per Schenk’s request, 5) Funniest
You can not vote for your own, and you must vote for a different costume for each prize.
great job everyone! these were amazing submissions!!
1. Creepy Angel Prostitute
2. Cultivation Equpiment
3. Eyeballs
4. Mic D
I’m adding a fifth parameter: Funniest - Mildly Evil Mike D
1) Best costume - Nearly Perfect Science
2) Most original - Eyeballs
3) Scariest - Mr Potato Head
4) Most Inane - Creepy Angel Prostitute
5) Funniest - Ace Ventura
1. Best: Mildly Evil Mike D
2. Most Original: Nearly perfect science
3. Scariest: Creepy angel prostitute
4. Most inane: Cultivation equipment
5. Funniest: Kurt
Best costume: Disco D!
Most Original: “Mic” D.
Scariest: Pregnant Schoolteacher
Most Inane: Angel Prostitute
Funniest: Convict D.
1. Best: Mildly Evil Mike D.
2. Original: Mic D.
3. Scary: Creepy Angel Prostitute
4. Inane: Cultivation Equipment
5. Funny: Nearly Perfected Science
Best: Crazy 88
Most Original: Invisible Man
Scariest: Undead
Most Inane: Cultivation Equipment
Funniest: Nearly Perfected Science
1) Best costume - Undead. If he can pull off this costume, I’m impressed.
2) Most original - Business Partner Alien. It takes originality to combine Alien with office life.
3) Scariest - Mike D. as Kurt.
4) Most Inane - Mike B.
5) Funniest - Clean D. Only because I think the idea of Bald Mike D. to be hilarious.
I call for Patrick’s Exhaustive MSPaint Review!!!!!!
I concur.
I also concur.
Working on it. Six words each.
Tasty:
This one is stupid. It’s mine.
Pregnant Schoolteacher:
How do we know (s)he teaches?
Elvis #1:
Elvis’s hair is shorter than Mike’s!
Ace Ventura:
Subtle hair change. I like it.
Cultivation Equipment:
Random, in a way I like.
Disco Style:
My eyes scream! He’s winking, though.
Britney Gallivan:
I painted. Mike posted. Britney sues.
(Probably) Undead:
Most definitely undead. A self be-heading?
Angel Prostitute:
Click link at work, you’re fired.
Big Bird:
Hey look! Big Bird! Yay! [sarcasm]
Crazy 88:
Only Tarantino can make Mike hip.
Nearly Perfected Science:
First name’s Witty. Middle name’s Lazy.
Protected-Identity Convict:
I know that guy! I think.
Potato-head:
Picasso. I need five more words.
Wingnut Weaver:
I’m not gay, but nice legs!
Phantom Mike D:
Kinda like Undead, but with head.
Rockstar Drummer:
Did Mike step on a tarantula?
Kurt:
Everyone: “Ooooooooh!”
Artist: “Stretch-and-Skew.”
Dragonball Z:
I want to punch him. Really.
Eyeballs:
Random, in a way that’s creepy.
Elvis #2:
Love the patterned flooring, nothing else.
Mighty Mike:
Sorry UUIG, but Mouse’s got boobs.
Motofone:
No comment. Seriously, I’m stumped here.
Master Chief:
No way his hair fits there!
Master Chef:
Knee pads? Cucumbers? Inside joke maybe?
Clean D:
It’s Natalie Portman with a mop.
Mildly Evil Mike D:
There’s no explanation for the moustache!
Milk:
I just ate four cookies. Thirsty!
Leprechaun:
Please join Motofone and run away. Please.
Mic D:
I’m certainly not turned on either.
Mike B:
If it’s Roland’s, I subtract points.
Invisible Man:
The nearly-perfected science is cleverer.
Business Partner Alien:
Tie and tucked shirt! Aliens outclass me.
this is good… but you didn’t vote!
Best: Crazy 88.. it screams “cool” (runner-up: blurry convict)
Original: Mildly Evil (runner-up: eyeballs)
Scariest: Picasso Potato-head (runner-up: creepy angel)
Inane: Leprechaun (runner-up: motofone)
Funniest: Ace Ventura.. because of the two subtle changes (runner-up: tractor)
Mike B:
If it’s Roland’s, I subtract points.
Patriiiick!
Elvis #2:
Love the patterned flooring, nothing else.
What if I told you that a trackball was used to draw the picture, and the floor was just a pre-made pattern fill?
Older Elvis just creeps me out. It’s not a knock on the artistic skill… and knowing that it was done on a trackball is additionally impressive. I just thought the drawing was creepy, and I made a note of the flooring, because it was something different that nobody else did. Creepy Elvis, but the tiles were a nice touch. That’s what I noticed.
Best: The Tasty Costume
Original: Convict who wishes to have his identity protected by the media
Scariest: Creepy angel prostitute
Inane: Covered in milk
Funniest: Disco D.
First of all, cleverer isn’t a word. Second, here are my votes.
Best: Phantom D. (but can he sing?)
Most Original: Cultivation Equipment
Scariest: Eyeballs
Most Inane: tie between Motofone and Milk D.
Funniest: Mighty Mike
Ah yes, correcting grammar is more important than voting…
I actually considered you in my word choice, Anita Clue…
I could have gone with the correct “more clever”, which would appeased the Mike D Grammar Goddess, but it wouldn’t please the “6-word story” demons. I thought about writing, “Nearly-perfected science is more clever,” but I liked having “the” in there, plus I liked the tongue-in-cheekiness of being “cleverer” because:
a) I made up a word to fit the 6-word rule.
b) I thought I was being clever in the usage of the word clever.
c) It was bait for the Mike D Grammar Goddess.
Patrick, for goodness sakes, don’t give her a title!
Actually, I like Grammar Grinch better.
Too late. I’m ordering a T-Shirt with “Grammar Goddess” on it. It fits so nicely. Not only am I mostly grammatically correct, but I also happen to be hot. I may use Grammar Grinch seasonally though.
1) Best costume - Disco
2) Most original - Mr. Potato Head
3) Scariest - Eyeballs
4) Most Inane - Tractor
5) Funniest - Angel prostitute
1) best costume: Disco D.
2) most original: Eyeball
3) scariest: angel prostitute
4) most inane: mic D.
5) funniest: Mildly Evil Mike D.