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November 27th, 2006 by smcquaid in Quickthoughts

Some of the brightest minds in the Sci-Fi genre have crafted a number of clever 6-word stories.

Read them here.

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Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-11-27 09:36:13

Elvis, got a smoke? No? ok.

 
Comment by Ed |
2006-11-27 10:39:42

Six words aren’t quite enough to

 
Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-11-27 10:42:45

Third Left after the Sign, Thanks!

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-30 10:52:26

Mike D. does six word sequel:

Took third left, still got lost.

 
 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-27 11:28:48

Sex robots created, productivity reaches zero.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-30 10:53:24

Mike D. does six word sequel:

Company moral improves seven hundred percent.

 
 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-27 11:30:47

EMP cripples US. Buy my bicycle?

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-30 10:55:20

Bicycle without breaks. What a ripoff.

Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-30 14:58:15

Good luck outrunning bandits on trike.

 
 
 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-27 11:33:36

Bears finally unite. God help us.

 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-27 11:36:57

I could go all day. Unless…

 
Comment by smcquaid |
2006-11-27 11:49:04

Mike D. missing. Shaun takes over.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-29 05:30:45

Mike D comes back; amazed, impressed.

 
 
Comment by smcquaid |
2006-11-27 11:50:23

Atlantis found; shrunk in the wash.

 
Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-11-27 12:12:56

Attack of the Flying Killer marshmallows.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-29 05:31:35

Don’t laugh, those things are fast.

 
 
Comment by Roland |
2006-11-27 13:34:07

Saw this link ages ago, man.

Comment by smcquaid |
2006-11-27 15:19:28

Roland makes snide remarks. Not cool.

Comment by Roland |
2006-11-28 06:25:51

Roland apologises, it was a joke.

Other stories here are hilarious though.

Comment by smcquaid |
2006-11-28 06:47:10

That Shaun guy was joking too.

Hard to tell, so few words…

Comment by Roland |
2006-11-28 09:20:12

It’s like haiku, but more concise.

Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-28 09:55:08

Syllables no longer a limitation? Skidamarinkadinkadoo!

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Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-11-27 14:45:38

I love you. Marry me, Bacon.

 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-27 15:12:53

Frightening news! Soylent green is… delicious.

 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-27 15:20:58

Aliens bequeath superior technology: tasty soda.

 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-27 15:21:50

Genetic engineers: “Vegans rejoice, bacon trees!”

 
Comment by Sander is in CANADAAAAAAHHHsavemefromthefrench!!! |
2006-11-27 19:54:30

Are we science-fiction oriented only? Or can we oblige Kurt’s disturbing obsession with Kevin Bacon?

Fidobot, must you bark in binary?

Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-11-28 07:39:18

Sander gets fatter…uuuuhhhhh….Thats it.

 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-28 08:27:53

Bacon: messenger, astronaut, dancer, invisible, lunchmeat.

 
 
Comment by Roland |
2006-11-28 06:37:02

Mike’s kung-fu improves, kicks everyone’s ass.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-29 05:28:56

Women Flock to House of Rock.

Comment by Aaron |
2006-12-01 10:24:29

Truly, mind-blowing fiction by Mike D.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-12-01 11:38:39

Truly depressing fiction by Mike D.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-28 08:24:15

Damned dirty apes… Earth all along.

Comment by Roland |
2006-11-28 09:17:29

Ha, good one.

They blew it all up. Maniacs!

 
 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-28 09:57:08

Vader: I’m your father. Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-11-28 10:15:38

Thanks for ruining the ending, Jerk.

 
 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-28 13:16:07

Also: Verbal Kint is Kaiser Soze.

 
Comment by Ryan Schenk |
2006-11-28 13:47:34

He thrashed during the mosh. Poser.

 
Comment by Ryan Schenk |
2006-11-28 13:53:18

Their older stuff was way better.

 
Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-28 14:57:30

I never learned to count.

Comment by Ryan Schenk |
2006-11-28 15:16:41

Well, aren’t you Mr. Clever Pants.

Comment by smcquaid |
2006-12-01 16:18:38

Need MSPaint of Mr. Clever Pants.

 
 
 
Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-28 17:24:31

Parachute won’t open. Never trust eBay.

 
Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-28 17:29:41

Highrise balcony, she won’t answer. Goodbye.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-30 10:58:14

Mike D does six word sequel:

jumped. survived. I’m a sad cripple.

Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-30 12:03:54

She sent me a card. Maybe?

Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-30 14:59:40

Included gift certificate for cyanide. No.

 
 
 
Comment by Two Dishes |
2006-12-01 22:01:42

This is the best one.

 
 
Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-28 17:32:47

Created a website. Google’s interested. Billionaire!

Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-28 17:41:05

Wax fish. I like this girl.

Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:51:33

Wax fish? I don’t understand Patrick.

 
Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-29 05:33:13

yeah, this doesn’t make any sense.

Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-29 12:50:34

Only one person will get it… and apparently she hasn’t seen it yet…

Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-11-29 13:02:26

Thirteen words doesn’t equal Six words

Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-29 15:18:20

What can I say? Patrick = idiot.

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Comment by Roland |
2006-11-29 17:44:46

Read aloud, that equals seven words…

 
Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-29 19:58:55

Yes, I know. Patrick != clever.

 
 
 
 
 
Comment by UUIG |
2006-12-08 16:54:59

:) :) :) :) :) :)

Comment by UUIG |
2006-12-08 16:57:05

Smiley with floating eyes. UUIG happy.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Sander |
2006-11-28 18:55:38

Kurt is fatter than me. Run!

Hobo dissections… Next stop: Cardiothoracic surgeon!

Naked, pleading: “Don’t tell Ryan.” … Mothers.

Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-29 09:01:33

That last one: Best line EVER.

 
 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:34:27

Looked up, felt heat, wall melted.

 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:35:58

This morning, our alternate universe ended.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-30 10:59:45

This afternoon, our universe started gloating.

 
 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:37:48

My dog said, “You didn’t know?”

 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:39:02

All earth’s water ran out today.

Comment by Alicia |
2007-10-31 22:52:08

Mike shamelessly (but artistically) wasted it.

 
 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:39:46

Turns out the apocalypse was yesterday.

 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:41:04

Turns out the apocalypse was bacon.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-29 05:26:22

A very delicious, delicious, delicious apocalypse.

 
 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:41:42

Is EVERYONE a zombie? Oh God!!!

 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:45:25

Digital cameras are actually wormholes? Weird.

 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:49:36

Britney Gallivan searches for Mike D.

Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-29 09:01:03

Finding Bizarro D. instead. Odd goatee…

Comment by smcquaid |
2006-11-29 13:27:19

Need an MSPaint of Bizarro D.

 
 
 
Comment by Alicia |
2006-11-28 23:50:13

The internet is IN MY BRAIN.

 
Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-29 05:13:43

Meatless lasagna takes over New York

 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-29 09:02:43

Steady crosshairs, gather courage… new president.

Comment by Big Brother |
2006-11-29 11:15:51

Big Brother is Watching you Aaron.

 
 
Comment by Bisol |
2006-11-29 16:01:39

School’s done. Work starts. Life sucks.

Comment by Roland |
2006-11-29 17:45:53

Finish school. Start work. Get paid!

Comment by UUIG |
2006-12-08 16:58:50

Finish school. Take a break. Vegetate!

 
 
 
Comment by Adam |
2006-11-29 16:30:50

ParkingBan will return on December first.

Comment by smcquaid |
2006-11-30 10:37:59

Word combination is sketchy at best.

 
 
Comment by Roland |
2006-11-29 19:43:28

An awesome thread. Most comments ever?

Comment by Jon Abad |
2006-11-30 10:56:49

It is the leader this year.

July 13th got 54 last year.

 
 
Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-11-30 11:55:03

What should I get from Wendy’s?

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-30 12:03:50

I would suggest the Frescata Club.

 
Comment by Patrick |
2006-11-30 12:05:36

No $1 burgers! Me, vomiting. Seriously!

 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-11-30 15:01:31

Junior Bacon Cheeseburger rocks my world.

A small chocolate frosty and fries.

And a small bowl of chili.

 
 
Comment by Jes Saint |
2006-11-30 12:27:34

Mexico takes over. Tacos for everyone!

Comment by mike d. |
2006-11-30 12:46:45

Jon Abad elected King. Internet rejoices!

 
 
Comment by Jes Saint |
2006-11-30 12:29:30

Deer through windshield. Insurance premium skyrockets.

Comment by smcquaid |
2006-11-30 12:57:25

Deer threw football. Caught by hunter.

Comment by Jes Saint |
2006-11-30 13:41:43

Deer drafted. Beat Packers in overtime.

 
 
Comment by Roland |
2006-12-01 02:58:41

Deers conspire with insurance companies. Profit!

Comment by Jes Saint |
2006-12-01 08:05:37

Hunting season extended. Deer chronically wasted.

Comment by smcquaid |
2006-12-01 09:16:59

Deer in rehab. Had the shakes.

 
Comment by Jes Saint