Britney Gallivan
Britney Gallivan Update!
in our quest to find Britney Gallivan through google power alone, we have reached the #5 spot on google searches for her name.
If you ARE Britney Gallivan, send us an e-mail at
mikedidonato AT gmail DOT com
You are a mikedidonato.com hero.
obscure britney gallivan reference.
I was watching numbers season 1 (i didn’t think it would be good, but it is) this weekend and one of the episodes mentioned her!
If I was Britney Gallivan, I would be so creeped out by this website. And rightfully so…
if i didn’t know mike, i’d be so creeped out by the picture of cat lady mike in the sidebar…
I know him and I’m fairly creeped out.
Every day, I visit, and I hope to see another Skylines image in the sidebar. But every day, it’s cat-lady Mike D!
I agree, that pic’s gotta go.
Also, some sort of recap needs to be done in regards to the eleventy bajillion MSPaints of Mike D’s halloween costume.
“eleventy bajillion”
Fabulous phrase choice! I love it.
BOOYAH.
And who are you?
SUBquestion: Good looking? insert appropriately devious emoticon here…
SANDER! STOP FLIRTING WITH MY READERS!
mikedidonato.com readers are, by definition, too classy for you. UUIG is off limits!!
BAD sander. BAD.
Ahahaha
But yeah, we need a Halloween costume recap. Perhaps with voting?
I second that. Voting is fun.
Sander, keep in mind that Mike D is only saying this to minimize his competition for 2nd place among UUIG’s affections. So, flirt all you want. I don’t mind.
Wait a minute, don’t I get any say in all of this?
I think a little competition for Mike D is a good thing. :)
So, who am I you ask?
I am Ultimate Undiscriminating Indescribable Girl (insert equally devious emoticon here…)
Wait, that’s not what UUIG stands for. If you’re going to do that, you might as well change it to Ugly Un-Intelligent Girl.
Ouch! Hopefully Unparalleled Undefeated Impishly-good-looking Girl won’t provde you with the beat-down of the century for that one…
Sander: + 1
Mike D: - 1
Mr. Mcquaid: + 1
Patrick: - eleventy bajillion
Sheesh… Let’s face it, you guys really only care about that last word… Girl.. With ‘Undescriminating’ running a disturbingly close second.
Hi Everybody!
Hi Ed! Welcome to the website.
It’s good to see you.
Ed has a good point there.
People with this much motivation to post relentlessly on D’s site in response to the microscopic chance of a kissy-face emoticon from a girl who may or may not look like Jabba the Hutt who lives on the other side of the country as most of us are probably doomed to a life of owning their own comic book store insulting 6th graders before going back home where they live with their mom.
I only do it because Mike D’s jealousy is HALARIOUS.
Definitely not Jabba the Hutt. If we’re going to parallel Mike D readers with Star Wars characters, UUIG is definitely Princess Leia, RotJ edition.
I think we NEED to do this! I call for full Parallelization of mike d. readers with Star Wars characters! With MSPaint!
Also, if UUIG is truly Princess Leia, RotJ edition, she’s adept at choking fatties with her chain….
Sander: + 1
Mike D: - 1
Mr. Mcquaid: + 1
Patrick: - eleventy bajillion
Hey what about me, I WORKED HARD FOR THAT ZERO
My apologies….
Roland: zero (complete with a smiley inside it)
And, for comparing me to Princess Leia, I suppose I can retract the negative eleventy bajillion I gave Patrick. But you’re on probation buddy!
For those keeping track at home, here are the cumulative point totals…
Mike D: 2
McQuaid: 1
Sander 1
Patrick: 0.5 and probation
Roland: -1
Hey, I have zero points Ewok-boy!
Patrick’s trying to cheat!! I vote that we give him -0.5 points.
Cheating is no good. I second the vote for -0.5.
I am not trying to cheat.
Mike D is at 2 points.
+1 for something I can’t remember
+1 for Patrick being too slow about the ‘B’ dinner
+1 for not falling asleep on the phone
-1 for hogging flirting rights to UUIG
McQuaid is at 1 point.
+1 for complimenting UUIG
Sander is at 1 point.
+1 for flirting with UUIG
Patrick is at 0.5 points.
+0.5 for being entertaining while falling asleep on the phone
-eleventy bajillion for calling UUIG ugly and stupid
+eleventy bajillion in sympathy points
Roland is still at -1 points.
-1 for a lame joke on October 26th
Yeah yeah, but I got +1 for something after that. I forget why, but I did.
I don’t remember why either, but I’m pretty sure Roland is correct.
Star Wars references!!!
Thank you for proving my point, holy hickety hack this thread can’t get any less manly without prescription estrogen injections.
Thanks for the welcome! I didnt intend to insult anyone with my first comment, but it was hanging way out there so…
Dibs on Han Solo!
Doh! Han is taken.