Left on my white board
Sander left the following message for me on my whiteboard:
#include (std lib.h7);
int main()
{
for(int fat=800;fat>200;fat++)
{
printf (”keep eating fatso!\n”);
printf (sander weights %d pounds\n”, fat) ;
printf (”God Help Us \n”);
}
return 0;
}
**DANGER! Neverending Loop!
You could do it recursively, and get a stack overflow because Sander is so fat.
#include <stdio.h>
#define DELTA_LARD 100
void sanderWeighs(int);
int main() {
sanderWeighs(200);
return(0);
}
void sanderWeighs(int lard) {
printf("Sander's lard weighs %d kilotons\n", lard);
sanderWeighs(lard + DELTA_LARD);
}
I don’t know where mike D got that 7 from. I wrote stdlib instead of stdio…good catch, Schenkster!
DELTA_LARD
I know delta means variance, but when I read that it sounds like a movie they might make after Chuck Norris gains a few hundred pounds.
Sweet bazooka(s)!
ewww java
Trying to learn it at the moment via lectures, tutorials and labs. I officially don’t understand.
maybe I should try to stay awake!
if ( it.wasJava() )
{
The.Syntax().wouldLook( AwfulFactory.createNewAwful( new ReallyAwful() ) );
}
ha
That is priceless!
This is standard C code. I learned some C++ in college, which is basically the same stuff, just some different commands like “printf” vs cout
The loop would eventually end. Assuming Sander runs in 32-bit, after hitting 2,147,483,647 pounds, the program would wrap around and Sander would then begin weighing in at a negative value. This, of course, makes perfect sense, as at that size, he would obviously collapse into a black hole, thus destroying all ability to measure him.
Actually int fat gives up only 16 bits of memory to my girth. 65535 lbs.? Please, that’s like…35 Volkswagens. Psshshh, that ain’t no black hole.
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*Glorp* 8-|
^_^ Oh Sander, you make me chuckle. LOL