Sander: hey dude, you got a nice pair of scissors over there?
mike d: nope. sorry man.
Sander: what happened to the pair with flames on them?
mike d: I haven’t put a clear coat on them yet.
Sander: ahh.

::pause::

Sander: “i haven’t put a clear coat on them yet.” what a ridiculous response to a question asking for scissors.