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October 6th, 2006 by mike d. in KungFu

currently eating: peanuts & raisins

There’s a Kung Fu move called “fun pack.” Written, I’m sure it’s spelled differently. But when spoken in Mandorin it sounds a lot like “fun pack.”

The following is a description of a move named something like “Chinau chop choy fun pack.”

Your enemy approaches from the front and hastily throws a cross at you. Retreating into a left cat stance, you throw a right hand crane block, defelecting the blow. Simultaneously, your left hand swoops across your face and upward to your left ear. It is armed and ready with a panther fist.

Immediately following the block, you grab your opponent’s arm with your right hand and pull him/her violently towards you. At the same time you twist the panther fist at your openent’s face, neck, or eyes striking them. At this point, if your opponent rears back, you reach up with both hands and grab his/her arms. Pulling both arms outward, you essentially force your opponent to face you squarely, at which point you bring your knee up into chamber and kick them forcefully in the sternum.

You could probably stop here. But you might as well follow that with a Pak choy where you drop into horse stance following the kick and deliver a might blow to their face or clavical in a downward hammer like motion.

Fun pack? I think YES.

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8 Comments »

Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-10-06 11:35:02

I have a variant on that where I throw dirt in your face and run away.

 
Comment by Anita Clue |
2006-10-06 11:59:36

Might be effective, but it’s not nearly as poetic Kurt.

 
Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-10-06 14:18:24

Assume a right knee genufelction stance while extending right hand into loose gravel. Close right hand into fist while grabbing some of the gravel. Rise into a Panther Stance while drawing clenched right fist back to give the impression of delivering a rabbit punch. Begin to deliver the rabbit punch but instead of connecting fist to face release gravel into the occular area of the opponent. While your adversary is blinded assume Jackie Joyner Kersey stance and run like hell. A swift kick to the groin may be insterted before the JJK Stance manouver if you actually dislike your opponent.

Is that poetic enough?

Comment by Anita Clue |
2006-10-07 12:41:16

Bravo Kurt! Well done.

 
Comment by Roland |
2006-10-10 05:26:38

Genius.

 
 
Comment by DEVIN |
2006-10-06 15:25:35

I think you have been reading too much Dr. McNinja

Comment by mike d. |
2006-10-06 17:10:31

who can’t resist www.DrMcNinja.com ?

 
 
Comment by Roland |
2006-10-10 05:28:00

You’re not talking about Ong-Bak, are you?

edit: oh wait you said a move called ‘fun pack’, not a movie.

 
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