This morning on NPR there was a discussion about capital punishment. Apparently there were a few executees who were given inproper ratios of the killing drug cocktail. This resulted, presumably, in crazy amazing pain for the accused pre-death.

The doctor who administered the drugs informed authorities that he didn’t realize there were specific procedures as to how much of each drug should be used.

He also said something along the lines of:

I’m dyslexic and I am prone to mistakes.

That right there is gold. GOLD.