Today is Jesse’s b-day. I was going to make some pancakes but we ran out of milk and all of us were too lazy to get more. So instead, I took a bunch of colorful wrapping tissue and covered the enterance to his door. That way, when he opens his door he’ll be greeted with a wall of tissue paper. There’s a large note that says “Happy Birthday! Bust through this wall like a Hero.”

I’m really hoping that he steps back and charges bursting through the wall of tissue paper, shouting “hooorah!” with his arms pumping above his head in triumph.

I’m especially hoping this because I put a bunch of sharp tacks on the other side of the tissue paper wall so that if he does charge through he’ll get zinged real bad!!! Ha ha!

I’m Kidding Mrs. Marzullo! don’t worry. don’t worry. there were no tacks.

That’d be a great gag for a movie though.