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June 8th, 2006 by mike d. in Quickthoughts

I bet Gwen Stafani would be a fun roommate.

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Comment by Patrick |
2006-06-08 11:26:03

You’d never have a shortage of bananas, that’s for sure.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-06-08 11:59:15

It makes me very glad that you made a comment about Bananas. I was going to try to get bananas into the statement, but couldn’t think of a way to do it.

Bravo.

Comment by Roland |
2006-06-08 17:16:30

This shit is _______.

 
 
 
Comment by Sander |
2006-06-08 13:47:11

I don’t get it.
But if any celeb ‘d be a cool roomate, it’d be Jesse Ventura.

1. Political power…I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have to pay taxes, and neither would you.
2. He’s Jesse frickin’ Ventura. I’d intentionally pick fights with biker gangs when we hung out.
4. You now know people in professional wrestling: If Jesse’s ever out of town, don’t worry: You have a lifetime supply of “oh yeah? Let’s see what my new friend Hulk Hogan has to say about that…” Also, all the gym equipment, body oil and illegal steroids you can get your hands on.
5. He was in Predator: You know he’s buddies with Arnold, and all of his muscular and political influence. Also, his wife Skeletor. Consider your He-Man problems OVER.

Comment by shamus |
2006-06-08 14:03:32

what happened to 3, did you get hungry and eat it?

Comment by Patrick |
2006-06-08 16:09:56

Be skipping #3, he doesn’t infringe upon my T5T copyrights. He’s just making sure that I don’t sue.

 
 
Comment by Jose Chung |
2006-06-08 15:15:56

Let’s not forget that he played a BA gov’t ‘man in black’ in my favorite episode of X-Files. He’s got contacts in the NSA probably.

Comment by Kurt and Shauna |
2006-06-08 16:29:08

I would think that Bruce Willis would be a good roomate. I mean sit back and watch him battle monkey’s riding a polar bear. Hilarity is Guaranteed to ensue.

 
 
 
Comment by Roland |
2006-06-08 17:19:12

I can certainly think of something fun I’d like to do with Gwen…

Comment by Aaron |
2006-06-09 09:22:29

I’m thinking either make an awesome paper-mache t-rex, or else fly kites in the park.

Comment by mike d. |
2006-06-12 08:56:13

From what I hear, Gwen Stafani is amazing at paper-mache.

 
 
 
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