Fill ‘er up.
Dear Extremely Attractive Woman at the Gas Pump,
I noticed that you couldn’t put your keys into your pocket because your pants were too tight. So instead, you put one key in and let the others jingle at your hip. I just wanted to let you know that sometimes, when my pants are too tight, I do the same thing.
Yours truly,
mike d.
Were your pants tight then?
nay, I’m wearing some comfy baggy jeans today. I only have one pair of tighter jeans. I don’t wear them too often… but when I do… the keys hang out.
I don’t think Mike got the joke.
more likely, I ignored it because mikedidonato.com is PG.
He definitely did not get the joke. I’ll tell him when he’s older.
We’ll sit him down together and explain the finer things in life. Birds, Bees and Beer.
Mike DiDonato.com
PG-13
Contains scenes of Mild to Moderate Rocking, MSPaint Contests, and Sustained Awesome.
Sometimes, observing a hottie at a gas station is all you need to pick up your day.