Fill ‘er up.
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Dear Extremely Attractive Woman at the Gas Pump,
I noticed that you couldn’t put your keys into your pocket because your pants were too tight. So instead, you put one key in and let the others jingle at your hip. I just wanted to let you know that sometimes, when my pants are too tight, I do the same thing.
Yours truly,
mike d.
8:09 am
9:26 am
I don’t think Mike got the joke.
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10:26 am
He definitely did not get the joke. I’ll tell him when he’s older.
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11:05 am
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11:11 am
We’ll sit him down together and explain the finer things in life. Birds, Bees and Beer.
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7:37 pm
Sometimes, observing a hottie at a gas station is all you need to pick up your day.
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7:57 am
Were your pants tight then?
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