Fill ‘er up.

Posted by mike d. 8 comments

Dear Extremely Attractive Woman at the Gas Pump,

I noticed that you couldn’t put your keys into your pocket because your pants were too tight. So instead, you put one key in and let the others jingle at your hip. I just wanted to let you know that sometimes, when my pants are too tight, I do the same thing.

Yours truly,
mike d.

8 Comments
Jun 2, 2006
7:57 am

Were your pants tight then?

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Jun 2, 2006
8:09 am
#2 mike d. :

nay, I’m wearing some comfy baggy jeans today. I only have one pair of tighter jeans. I don’t wear them too often… but when I do… the keys hang out.

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Jun 2, 2006
9:26 am
#3 Kurt from Work :

I don’t think Mike got the joke.

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Jun 2, 2006
10:26 am
#4 mike d. :

more likely, I ignored it because mikedidonato.com is PG.

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Jun 2, 2006
10:26 am

He definitely did not get the joke. I’ll tell him when he’s older.

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Jun 2, 2006
11:05 am
#6 Roland :

Mike DiDonato.com
PG-13
Contains scenes of Mild to Moderate Rocking, MSPaint Contests, and Sustained Awesome.

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Jun 2, 2006
11:11 am
#7 Kurt from Work :

We’ll sit him down together and explain the finer things in life. Birds, Bees and Beer.

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Jun 2, 2006
7:37 pm
#8 Sander :

Sometimes, observing a hottie at a gas station is all you need to pick up your day.

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