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May 31st, 2006 by mike d. in Quickthoughts, Humor

There are 10 types to people in this world: those who understand binary calculus and those who don’t.

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Comment by Kurt from Work |
2006-05-31 09:59:57

I totally dislike you at the moment. If you tell a funny joke I might reverse my feelings. But it better be funny.

 
Comment by Sander |
2006-05-31 11:12:32

It’s just binary. There’s no “calculus” associated with translating binary to decimal (or any other base).
Also, this is a really old, dumb joke.
For shame.

 
Comment by Aaron |
2006-06-01 14:32:18

I love those “two kinds of people in the world” jokes. My favorite:

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those with ADD, and those with HEY LET’S RIDE BIKES!

 
Comment by Jes |
2006-06-01 14:45:28

I like this one:

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can’t.

 
Comment by Roland |
2006-06-01 16:28:45

There are two kinds of people in the world, those that put people into categories, and those that don’t.

(OK that one wasn’t very funny)

 
Comment by Sander |
2006-06-01 22:30:18

There are 14 people from WPI that work at our company. 12 of them are me.

 
Comment by Pamela |
2006-06-02 07:11:49

My fav joke:

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical
engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an
electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of
electrical connections.”

The last said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a
toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”

 
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