Mechanical Engineer:

Our elite engineering design team is looking for a hard working Mechanical Engineer with design experience that is willing to take a project from start to finish. As we expand our product line and meet our customer’s specific and custom designs requirements we are finding a growing need for ambitious mechanical engineers who are as comfortable with selecting a motor as they are with trying new things. In the world of superhero engineers, we want our mechanical engineers to be more like batman than like superman.

Electrical Engineer:

Electrical engineering is the heart of our company, and we are excited to offer some new positions for an eager, math minded, electrical engineer. Our ideal candidate would have interest in control system design and project management, have a thorough understanding of wiring diagrams and schematics, and should be able to beat single player Mortal Kombat 3 as Rayden. If the idea of working with a project team building highly automated systems for materials processing and clone reproduction appeals to you, than our company might be the right place for you.

Regional Sales Manager:

This new member of our sales team will be responsible for identifying and achieving commercial objectives in their assigned geographical charter. The primary focus of this job is a consistent execution of selling, account management, and customer relations activities day to day. Think Han Solo minus the sarcasm and blaster. Excellent written and verbal communications skills are a must; experience in taking over small countries a plus.

Black Belt Martial Artist:

With the ever growing demand for great customer service representatives, our industry has started looking for service engineers who have a wide range of skills. Being able to fix a machine is important, but defending that machine against invading Veloceraptors is equally as important. If you can replace a capacitor bank while surpressing the unexpected uprising of Mojo Jojo, Sedusa, and an army of robots, then please send us your resume.

I started carpooling with co-worker Bill today. This is extremely exciting because I love saving money on gasoline.

Also, Sander walked into my cubical yesterday and drew a chart on my white board. It looks something like this:

The Acclaim’s Thermostat is broken.