Comments on: JON ABAD

By: c

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:38:31 +0000

Jon Abad is marrying my cousin Emily

By: Jon Abad

Jon Abad — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:11:48 +0000

I’m always interested in hearing about Jon Abads from around the world!

By: Jon Abad

Jon Abad — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 15:38:42 +0000

I am Jon Abad from bask country . Your name and mine are issued from Vizcaya ;
if you want to know your story or your story’s name write to me . I am more fluent in french or spanish la,guages

Agur

By: Lori Abad

Lori Abad — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:28:33 +0000

http://profile.myspace.com/87257325
(Jon Abad’s website - Filipino All Star)
Are you talking about the same Jon Abad, as many of these statements are so true…

By: mike d.

mike d. — Wed, 11 Jan 2006 20:55:29 +0000

- Jon Abad’s DNA is a Triple Helix.
- On the molecular level, Jon Abad’s muscle fibers have an eerie resemblence to Kevlar
- Jon Abad tortures lost data out of his computers by putting bagels in the CD tray
- Jon Abad was born in Atlantis
- Jon Abad adds scorpion venom to his screwdrivers because it ‘gives them some kick’
- Jon Abad always wins tic-tac-toe
- Stevie Wonder wrote the bass line to “higher ground” based on Jon Abad’s Heartbeat.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 13:10:46 +0000

Jon Abad has vorpal hands, and thus decapitates on any attack where he rolls a natural 20.

By: Roland

Roland — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:53:13 +0000

- Jon Abad generates a strong magnetic field which will demagnetize your credit or debit cards if you get too close
He can, however, also be used as a rudimentary compass (a useful tip in case you become stranded in the wilderness but have a Jon Abad to hand).

By: Joey

Joey — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 16:25:58 +0000

- Jon Abad generates a strong magnetic field which will demagnetize your credit or debit cards if you get too close
- Jon Abad can break an Unbreakable comb
- Jon Abad is offended by the term “paper clip” and prefers “dead tree holder togetherer”
- Jon Abad is spell check
- Six Flags borrowed one of Jon Abad’s roller coasters back in 1999 and never returned it
- Jon Abad once created a computer simulation of the universe to predict the future. Two days later, he destroyed it and disavowed all knowledge of it and has been a Southern Baptist ever since.
- Jon Abad jogs 200 miles per day at a pace of 5 MPH
- Jon Abad doesn’t require haircuts or regular grooming.
- Jon Abad taught Bo
- Jon Abad turned his love of taxidermy into a competative contest in the 1986 olympics
- Nobody knows how to read Jon Abad’s autobiography
- Jon Abad is an active member of 3 Rotary Clubs
- Jon Abad is available in desktop or mobile formats

By: Timmy

Timmy — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 19:30:43 +0000

-Jon Abad is the reason why you can’t wear white after Labor Day.
-Jon Abad is responsible for crop circles.
-When Jon Abad becomes President, his first order of business will be to make it illegal for old ladies to give out stale popcorn in ziplock bags to trick-or-treaters.

By: Sander

Sander — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 17:32:34 +0000

-For an elementary school project, Jon Abad created Pauly Shore.
-With his dark skin and small stature, Jon Abad was personally responsible for clearing 90% of enemy tunnels in Vietnam.
-Jon Abad is on the other end of the president’s red telephone.
-Jon Abad invented pogs.
-Jon Abad provides nuclear missile launch codes to at least 3 countries.

By: Timmy

Timmy — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 16:36:59 +0000

-Prior to Jon Abad moving next door to him, Mr. Rogers used to refer to his neighborhood as “ugly”.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:02:46 +0000

- Jon Abad medaled in 7 different events (including handball) at the 1972 Olympics in Munich, years before his documented birth.
- Jon Abad has fixed a Ford Taurus using dental floss, JB Weld, and his love for mankind.
- When planting tulip bulbs, instead of digging a small hole, Jon Abad just punches the ground.
- The folk tales of Paul Bunyan were originally based on the travels of Jon Abad. The tremendous height and giant blue ox elements were added by jealous loggers in Oregon.
- Jon Abad had a pet grizzly bear, but eventually gave it away. The reason? “It was a sissy.”
- Chuck Norris avoids making eye contact with Jon Abad, lest it provoke another “Reno incident”.
- Jon Abad vehemently denies any involvement with the Tunguska explosion of 1908 in Siberia.
- Dinosaurs were massive beasts that rulled the earth for millions of years. They aren’t around any more, but Jon Abad is. Coincidence?

By: smcquaid

smcquaid — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:51:20 +0000

- Jon Abad made WPI graduate from him.

By: patrick

patrick — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:32:01 +0000

So does Google.

Cairo, Egypt.

By: Timmy

Timmy — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:19:45 +0000

-Jon Abad knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

By: Timmy

Timmy — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:18:19 +0000

Are you thinking of Rockefeller Center?

By: mike d.

mike d. — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 21:00:29 +0000

-If you touch Jon Abad’s shadow, your sins will be forgiven.
-Jon Abad found the lost sea scrolls
-Jon Abad can forge weld strips of steel by squeezing them between his thighs
-Each year Jon Abad does all the electrical wiring for the Christmas Tree in Times Square

By: Timmy

Timmy — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:45:18 +0000

No sir. Copy and Paste.

By: Timmy

Timmy — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:44:52 +0000

-Jon Abad framed Roger Rabbit.

By: Kurt from work with Brandon

Kurt from work with Brandon — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:44:08 +0000

i sure hope you didn’t type that in.

By: Kurt from work with Brandon

Kurt from work with Brandon — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:41:12 +0000

-Jon Abad is a metaphor for a simile.
-God ignored Jon Abad’s advice to invent Tacos on the 7th day.
-Jon Abad once drew a triangle with 190 degrees.
-Jon Abad has 3 degrees of seperation from Kevin Bacon.
(Jon Abad -> Lewis Black -> David Alan Grier -> Kevin Bacon)

By: Timmy

Timmy — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:39:52 +0000

Throughout reading all of this, does anyone else feel that Jon Abad has reached Bill Brasky status?
(mike..EARMUFFS! *contains swears*)

READ HERE

By: Roland

Roland — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:07:54 +0000

- Jon Abad’s skin is highly resistant to heat, and is +5 vs piercing damage.

By: Timmy

Timmy — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 19:47:22 +0000

-Jon Abad can make the water in his toilet spiral either clockwise or counter-clockwise at will.