A list originated on Joe Havelick’s site about 6 months ago.
In honor of Jon’s return to the north east, I have revived this list. I encourage all of you to participate in adding your own facts about Jon Abad in the comments section.
Here is the revived list. Quoted from Joe Havelick
-Jon Abad was born in Venezuela of Columbian parents. Having spend part of his life in Massachusetts and now living in Texas, he officially averages out to be Mexican.
-Jon Abad is free from most bacterial and viral infections.
-Jon Abad does not absorb any water through his skin, thus making him 100% waterproof.
-Jon Abad once created a drink that was 210 proof, blacked out and can no longer remember the recipe.
-Jon Abad can recite pi to the 314th decimal place without blinking.
-Jon Abad never slept in the first 7 years of his life.
-Jon Abad once completely coated my car with bumper stickers, so that not an inch of paint was showing, while I was at a red light, without me noticing.
-Jon Abad funds the entire SNAP program through investing in small environmentalt firms and then providing free consulting to help the companies generate profits.
-Jon Abad has done karaoke in all 50 United States and most of the territories.
-Jon Abad once saved a baby from a burning building using nothing more than positive thinking.
-Jon Abad has two belly buttons.
-Jon Abad is due credit for the success of the 80â€™s band Devo.
-Jon Abad designed a car that runs off of old tires and cell phones with zero emmisions. This design was purchased by a Mister Stephen Hawking in good faith of it being produced. Later that day, Jon Abad found that Stephen Hawking owned stock in 9 out of 11 of the major oil companies and destroyed all record of the plans. After finding out, Jon Abad crippled him, but spared his life so he could live in his own shame.
-Jon Abadâ€™s appendix is cryogenicly frozen in case he needs it back some day.
-Jon Abadâ€™s other car is a fire engine.
-Jon Abad once dated the lead singer of Blonde, but left her because of her â€œselfish inhibitions.â€
-Jon Abadâ€™s brother played Tatu in the final season of Fantasy Island which never aired.
-Jon Abad holds the land speed record for fastest man to travel from NY to LA on a razor scooter.
-Jon Abad donated all of his bone marrow and one lung to a woman in need with no medical insurance or family.
-Jon Abad has seen the future, and worries that scientist are spending too much time mucking around with global warming to notice the giant godzilla creature that will rise out of the Pacific Ocean near Tokyo in 2005.
-Jon Abad admits that his one flaw is his inability to love another person more than any other, for fear of the second getting jealous.
-Jon Abad can draw a map of the world, with all political boundaries by memory on a bowling ball while playing a perfect 300 game in under 45 minutes.
-Jon Abad once sent me a Christmas card, and not having sent one to him, I decided to only way to return the gesture was to write an entry about him in my weblog.
-Jon Abad owns everything in the 2004 Ikea catalog, and most of the shots were taken from his personal home in South Carolina.
-Jon Abad is the only person known to have won at The Sims 2.
-Jon Abad has mascott costumes for any animal you can imagine. He wears a different one to work once a year, on July 8th.
-Jon Abad worried greatly when his left ring finger fell off untill he discovered that there was just another one growing in behind it that had pushed it off.
-Jon Abad used to play in the band Van Halen until they forced him out because he was â€œtoo good.â€
Welcome to the house of rock Jon Abad.