FLAG DAY

What, you couldn’t remember how many stars there are on the flag??

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this question coming from the girl who didn’t understand how the red sox would be able to play baseball during last year’s lunar eclipse… how were they able to see the ball?

I miss you pam

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Hi, this is the l_tter O sp_aking. I’m comm_nting to t_ll you that your po_m is shortchanging m_. I know it’s art and _v_rything, but why did you hav_ to giv_ on_ of my jobs to my rival vow_l?

That oth_r vow_l g_ts so much lov_ from writ_rs and po_ts, Mik_ D! I don’t like b_ing snubb_d and r_plac_d by som_thing inf_rior. Sigh, such is the life of being the third most popular vow_l.

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Mr. “O”,

I wish to say how sorry I am that I did not bring you, Mr. O, into play for that last word in row four. I hand to you my most truthful apology.

It will not occur again,
mik_ d.

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