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May 19th, 2005 by mike d. in Politics

currently eating: cottage cheese and some total cereal

I happened to be reading the news this morning, and headlines stated that there was a high potential for domestic terror from two main groups: the Animal Liberation Front and the Earth Liberation Front.

ALF and ELF.

I suspect we may see an influx of new terrorist organizations over the next few months. Including:

1. Societies Mourning Urban Refining Factory Syndocates
2. Parties Against National Security Yachts
3. Beijing Arboretum Loving Linguistic Earthen Rich Interacting Natural Activist Society

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5 Comments »

Comment by eddy |
2005-05-19 08:26:42

How about:

Liberals Opposing Vatican Elections

or

Factions Lowering Obesity Where Eating Resides

 
Comment by Pam |
2005-05-19 09:17:05

In completely unrelated news:
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

I’m sorry if one of you has already found/dislplayed this, but I thought it should be brought to your attention just in case…

 
Comment by mike d. |
2005-05-19 10:27:41

Tragic that the midgets were killed, but still I consider this to be an amazing story.

Pam, well done. Seriously. this deserves its own post.

 
Comment by Sander |
2005-05-22 13:28:10

Dear Mike. You cannot spell.

Love,

_Sander

 
Comment by Sander |
2005-05-23 15:46:55

Quintessentially Ubiquitous Idiots Turbulently Yammering On Until Resolve Becomes Incapacitated, Tirelessly Contesting How Indignities Negate God.

I’m sorry for wronging you, Mike D. Please accept my excessively complicated acronym as repentance.

_Sander

 
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