The Battle
Shortly after sharing a McDonalds lunch with Godzilla, the 50 foot tall Kurt outfitted himself in Halo armor and went after his true target. Godzilla led Kurt back to his lair thinking they would partake in a fun game of Yahtzee but instead Kurt pulled out a gun and blasted away Godzilla’s best friend. As the purple beast collapsed, the children of the world let out a cheer so loud and full of happiness that the joy manifested itself as a shield for Kurt and protected him against Godzilla’s nuclear breath.
Authored by: mike d.