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      February 24th, 2005 by mike d. in Conversations, Work, Humor

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      For the past few days I’ve spent my time working on the manufacturing floor learning about some of the errors that I had incorporated into my most recent mechanical design. I went up to check on the welder. Larry and Rich were there. Recently we determined that my reinforced steel frame supported by M12 (huge bolts) design was WAY over engineered, now it seems they were concerned about my frame covers.

      (paraphrased)
      Rich: have you taken a look at your frame covers?
      (aside: frame covers are thin pieces of aluminum that protect the operator from harmful magnetic fields generated in the cabinet)
      mike d: where are they?

      rich points me to the table were the covers are.
      mike d: they look good.
      Larry: If you want to bulletproof the welder, then yes.

      (aside: the plates are about 9.5mm thick. Normal thickness is 3mm. The jokes begin.)

      Larry: We also usually try to contour the edges of extension frames to match the welder.
      mike d: well, I was going for a more boxy modern look.
      Larry: like that of a tank? do you want to support these with M12s too?
      mike d: nah, let’s use M14s. those old ones were flimsy anyway.
      Rich: One of them doesn’t fit either. So I think we’ll have to make new ones anyway.
      mike d: we can send these old ones out to Iraq to help armor the vehicles
      Rich: good idea. let’s send them to the troops.
      mike d: Go America!

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      Authored by: mike d.
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