I think you should consider expanding on your chosen poetic format. Amazing things can be done with rhyme and meter.

Too much time on your hands
Thermatool productivity down
Get back to work, Fatty

Tim, you have outdone yourself. Bravo.

I don’t know… I think that the haiku is less time intensive than the mspaint illustrations that we get sometime.

So i think productivity at the tool of therma is at an all time high if all we got today is a haiku!

Hmm….you raise an interesting point. While MikeD does draw these paint drawings with remarkable speed (I have watched
several of the works being done in person), he is a perfectionist and can take an exorbitant amount of time doing them
due to his attention to detail. So, I suppose the haikus are more time efficient and can continue to be done without
harassment from me.

Congrats, you win this round, Detonator.

Three interesting things:

1. MSPaint creations are almost always done on days I come in Early.

2. Haikus are almost always done during my snack breaks.

3. I take 16-18 snack breaks an hour

How long are said snack breaks? When do you have time to do work?

actually, that third interesting fact was a joke

The fact that you may have thought I was serious makes me question my eating habits.

I wouldn’t worry about it. You work out enough to counteract the fact that you eat the same as a
typical 3rd world village per day.