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HAM!

January 17th, 2005 by mike d. in PaintBrush!, A Day In The Life...

Currently eating: a ham sandwich

The ham sandwich I brought for lunch today is 2.5* inches thick at center.

2.5 inches of HAM!

Heaven
And
Meat.

*yes, I actually measured it.

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12 Comments »

Comment by InfinityX |
2005-01-17 13:04:20

i like that you praise meat. thank you.

 
Comment by Jon Abad |
2005-01-17 13:40:54

yes, but -how- did you measure it?

and how accurate is that measurement?

 
Comment by Daniel |
2005-01-17 14:25:51

Dear god, that does sound like heaven. Ham is a big downfall for me, i’m a total addict. Especially shaved ham.

now my mouth is watering and it’s not even close to lunch, UGH!

 
Comment by mike d. |
2005-01-17 14:37:54

Excellent question JPAbad. I used my ruler.

The ruler is accurate to the 16th of an inch, but I measured it haphazardly. So I would say the tolerance should be about plus/minus a quarter inch.

I would re-measure. But I ate the test subject. Because, as Dan illustrates, Ham is a weakness for everyone.

http://www.mikedidonato.com/wp-content/ham.JPG

Infinity: you’re welcome.

 
Comment by Tim |
2005-01-17 14:40:54

The thing that I find questionable, though, is that you said ‘2.5 inches of meat’. Your
picture barely shows 2.5″ INCLUDING bread. So, that sounds a little sketchy, my friend.
Also, if 1/4″ is your tolerance, I think that you should declare your measurement as 2.50″,
remember, sig figs are your friend!

 
Comment by mike d. |
2005-01-17 14:50:19

Tim, Bravo. You are extremely observant.

Via the magic of Microsoft Paint Brush:
http://www.mikedidonato.com/wp-content/ham2.JPG

But I must correct you: Sig Figs are most definitely NOT my friend. Need I remind you of the incident where I calculated the spring constant of our Gillette support bar to be able to withstand 9 billion pounds? Sig Figs are most definitely NOT my friend.

 
Comment by Daniel |
2005-01-17 15:24:59

Reguardless of the actual messurement, that is still a lot of ham.

Shaved ham get in mah bel-lay!

 
Comment by Alicia |
2005-01-17 16:59:30

That’s still only 2 inches of ham!!!

 
Comment by mike d. |
2005-01-17 17:01:33

Disclaimer: Microsoft Paint JPG not to scale.

 
Comment by Alicia |
2005-01-17 23:17:41

Even so! The ham starts at .5 inches and ends at 2.5 inches!!!

 
Comment by mike d. |
2005-01-18 09:16:21

Yeah, I was just too lazy to make another Paintbrush drawing.

 
Comment by Tim |
2005-01-18 09:18:55

Haha, that’s right. I forgot about that calc.
Too bad we didn’t make it with the material properties of ham. That thing would have been tough!

 
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