Two shorts
Quote:
If a rock falls on an egg, too bad for the egg;
If an egg falls on a rock, too bad for the egg.
-anon.
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Jesse and I went food shopping after rock climbing. We were thirsty.
we bought:
1 gallon milk
2 half gallons of cran-rasberry
32 hi-C juice boxes
1 half gallon of orange juice
1 quart pineapple juice
Liquidtastic!
I’ve often thought, “If a boy messes with Alicia, too bad for the boy. If Alicia messes with a boy, too bad for the boy.” Bwah hah.
ha ha! that’s awesome! I was trying to think of an equally funny substitution that I could slip in there, but I couldn’t come up with anything clever.
So instead I’ll just reiterate my appreciation for your cleverness: bravo.
If the beans mess with MikeD, too bad for the beans.
If MikeD messes with the beans, too bad for everyone else.
oooh. good one Tim.