peanut butter
I know a girl named Megan Ledger. Very fun outdoorsy kind of gal who doesn’t like escargo and loves peanut butter.
We went to Denmark together back in the day.
Recently, I realized that I too love peanut butter. It’s really delicious.
I don’t think I’d be as in love with peanut butter today if it weren’t for Megan Ledger.
this peanut butter sandwich is for you Megan.
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haiku:
Peanut Butter? yes.
I do love its creamy taste
with bread or apples.
As much as I miss Megan Ledger, this post is obviously, not nearly as interesting as the previoew one where you ahd lots of free time.
so in conclusion, peanut butter is only alright.
Escargots, not escargo. Get it right.
And if you eat them in a buttery pastry shell as opposed to floating in a sketcho plastic bin, you might have a better time with it.
never. never will escarstupids be good. if there were a fight between francy snails and good ol’ american PB, we all know who would win. NOT THE SLUGS.
PS, Jill I’m just kidding. But not.
and the crowd cheered their new hero
http://www.mikedidonato.com/wp-content/escargot.jpg
Hey, let’s check your premises. Did I say that snails were better than peanut butter? I think not. I claim only that buttery pastry snails are better than plastic floating bin snails. I’d be hardpressed to find someone who would argue with that. All hail the mighty PB.
mike, will you make a drawing of buttery pastry snails vs. plastic floating bin snails?
snails fight with speed.
http://www.mikedidonato.com/wp-content/buttery.JPG
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dude, I googled myself today and I found this.
Ha haaaaa. Mike D! Let’s go back to Denmark.