Sander and I were watching some MTV when fiona apple’s Criminal came on.

mike d: you know, I never noticed until right now. she’s pretty attractive.
Sander: I don’t know…
mike d: I’m serious, look at her when she doesn’t look drugged or anorexic. she’s got a cute face.
Sander: I guess…
mike d: I would date her.
Sander: you don’t need to use words like ‘dating’ when you really mean ‘give it to her proper’