As Jesse helps me take some trash down to the curb he notices a bottle of bacon bits in the bin that’s half full…

Jesse: i think it’s funny that you’re throwing away bacon bits.
mike d: yeah, our fridge broke last week so my roommate must have thrown them out. I don’t know if it was necessary, those things last forever
Jesse: Bacon bits can last longer than plutonium. they have more of a Half-life than a shelf life.