presidential.
I think I’d make a pretty awesome president. The first thing I’d do is get an aircraft carrier named after me.
u.s.s. mike d: the aircraft carrier.
It would have the words ‘AMERICA ROCKS’ painted on the side and every couple years on July 4th it would make its way back to U.S. harbors turn on its freakin’ huge sub woofers and light up the skies with fireworks and tracers. It’d be totally pimped out too, with speed flame decals on the back and a spoiler the size of my house.
Then I would pull the plug on social security. and invest the government’s money heavily into Google Stock.
I would ban boy-bands declaring them a violation of humanity’s right to “pursuit of happiness”
Natalie Portman’s face would be put onto the new Nickles.
Jessica alba would pose for the new 5 dollar bill.
mike d for president in 2020
I’m a big fan of the “shark face”. That’s one intimidating vessel. Especially with the spoiler, that think must get awesome traction.
The shark face was an added touch of intimidation. When the bad guys see this monster E-brake into their Marina they’ll probably soil their pants.
Can boats E-brake?
I say, run for president now. We don’t really have a good candidate, and you’d make an excellent candidate. So I say, why wait.
do wat ever u want dont see for others suggestions
Much though I love your U.S.S. Mike D I could not vote for you on those ground alone. If you plan on ditching Social Security, you have to have something in mind to phase it out. But if your issues stances are the same as mine I’d be happy to help you campaign,
Mike D = genius.
This post was written in September of ‘04. Google stock was $100 a share. Now, Google stock is $425 a share. Imagine investing Social Security’s $1.8 trillion in Google stock. Over the last two years, you would have made almost $6 trillion.
Maybe we should just vote Google for president. (Mike D can be veep).
Google isn’t old enough to be president. Come to think of it, I don’t think Mike D is old enough either.
With an aircraft carrier like that I think we could waive the age restriction.
ya bastard
Ha ha! You got zinged by chubby! This makes me laugh.